For his 80th birthday, the old boy's mates clubbed together to get him a prostitute.
She asked them "does he want sex or super sex?"
The old boy pipes up "I'll have soup please"...
morning, Saturday already and the weekend starts here, i hope that you are all in good health, if not then as always you have my sympathy, and that you have as good a day as possible. Anything planned...
All responses gratefully received. I just wanted to check my solution for 3d. "Show derision? Yes, bowled on a pair (3,3)" - A - B - O I'm thinking 'Say Boo' but I'm not clear how 'Yes' signifies...
I’m posting early this week, as I’ll probably be going out this evening. That means that I won’t be able to quickly respond to all your reported scores, telling you all just how brilliant you are (or...
Good morning everyone - lovely sunny day here for the start of a long weekend …Anzac Day on Monday, when in Adelaide it invariably rains !! It doesn’t have to be Monday, but I’d be very happy to see a...
morning, Friday and the end of the working week for some, i hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one, anything planned for today?...
morning, Thursday and the week is rushing by, i hope that you are all in good health, and that your day is a pleasant one, anything planned for today?...
Is anyone in Corfu or just back? Did you experience any difficulties with border entry? Does proof of vax/booster work smoothly for entry to bars/restaurants? Thanks in advance.
morning, Wednesday midweek already, i hope that you are all in good health, if not then you have my sympathy, and best wishes for a speedy recovery, and that your day is a good one. Do you have...
Complaints to the borough council: My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. And he's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't...
morning, Tuesday already, did you enjoy the Easter break. I hope that you are all as well as can be and that the day is a good one for you. Anything planned for today?...
