Shaving this morning , couldn't understand why my face looked like it had been through a mincer. Just spoke to my wife. 'Oh yeah , I used your razor to shave my front bottom last night'. WOMEN ,...
I remembered over xmas i got a credit card charge....Normally if you ring up and ask them nicely they will reverse the charge (Halifax) Well..... I called them up as usual and was like can you reverse...
I'm cooking for eight prople next weekend, has anyone got any good suggestions as to what I could make so that I am not in the kitchen all evening. A couple of people coming only like very English...
My uncle has two eggs for breakfast every morning. he doesn;t steal them, borrow them, beg for them or swap for them. he doesn't own any chickens either. how does he get his two eggs?
im 24 weeks pregnant today wohooooo! :D I'm having a boy, me and my boyfriend have agreed on a name, which i thought would never happen lol we both like the name keanan. he says we should spell it...
In March 2008 I was stopped by an undercover BMW in Scotland M74 doing 100.1mph. Weather fine, roads clear in daylight. I pleaded guilty in Court to 98mph and got 18 month ban! I appealed costing me...
I recently was arrested for assaulting a woman police officer. I dont remember doing it, punched once in the face knocked them to the ground. Injuries were two front teeth knocked out and a split...
Help my boyfriend just got pulled on the motorway in my brother inlaws car. When the police did a pnc it came back that he was fully comp insured. But not insured to driveany car other than his own....
Is there any other person in the country persecuted like the likes of the Motorist? Do people the likes robbers, Pedos, Money lenders, Child Molersters & all the Muggers get treated like the Motorist?...
One of you sick humans told my human that Felix Marinades were great (and half price in Tesco). Well human bought a box and they were naff. We had to refuse three (or was it four) meals in a row....