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Today we visited Oban a small town of 2000 souls most of whom are Scottish. It has a ferry to the Isle of Skye, also a gateway to the Hebrides. Had a cup of tea and sat by the harbour. While eating a...
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Fanriffic
I must be getting old. I had to put on my reading glasses to eat my Alphabetti Spaghetti today....
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marval
I was arrested after smearing somebody’s luggage with Vaseline. The police dropped the case. I had a few mates round last night to watch the match. I’ve never been so frustrated in all my life!...
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maggiebee
Off once again, this time for Eurovision - will past it's sell by date IMO
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Jennykenny
Haven’t had one for ages, but now, what. Looked on line. Froze it with an ice cube, heated it with a warm used tea bag, bought Zovirax and carefully followed the instructions, but none of it made a...
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Voltage
I took a girl home. We got kissing on the sofa and, before long, she became very excited She asked 'Shall we take this upstairs?' I said 'No, I'd rather we did it here' 'Oh', she winked. 'Something in...
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weecalf
Was in a well known department store today and had to pay to used toilets . do all stores charge now .
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Voltage
Sad news.. At the Nestle factory today a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath... He tried in vain to attract attention but...
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spathiphyllum
How sad :( https://www.thecrownchronicles.co.uk/royal-news/the-queens-last-corgi-willow-has-been-put-to-sleep/...
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maggiebee
My favourite Saturday night programme, Casualty, if off again! Not for football this time, but for the Queen's Birthday Party. Not interested as I didn't get an invite!
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Fanriffic
A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at a branch of Morrisons but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these chickens get any bigger?' The...
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Bob906
Hi everyone & Happy Easter. Can anyone suggest a remedy on how to get furniture indentations out of carpets. I have moved a heavy table and it has left ugly dents in the carpet where it was. All...
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Tuvok
Money Supermarket ad featuring lots of Action Men Brilliant. Just wondering if the female character in the control room is Action Girl or Sindy?...
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murraymints
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXSNKsId57w lovely...
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Jackdaw33
40 years ago I bought a Breville toasted sandwich maker. What a waste of time, space and money. Used it three times then it got binned.
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237SJ
Has anyone managed to get good tickets by signing up to a band's website? Is it worth it or do you still get average seats because everyone else had the same idea?
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derekpara
Anyone know what the cost of hard wiring a dashcam would be ? Halfords is quoting £50 - and you must the dashcam from them. I'm quite practical with most things but car electrics is something I don't...
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Fanriffic
One of my friends who has dwarfism came back from the Job Centre today really cheesed off. "What's wrong?" I asked. "They offered me a job as a lumberjack." "And what's wrong with that?" I replied....
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Jordyboy9
Alex MacLeish again oh dear me when will they ever learn look forward not back...
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marval
Spanish painter Pablo Picasso encountered a thief at work in his mansion. The intruder got away, and the police were called. Picasso offered to do a rough sketch of what the thief looked like. On the...

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