.......is not black. He never has been black and he never will be black. He has one white parent and one black parent and is therefore of mixed race. Why, therefore, are people continually refering to...
One rule - they must be alive. 1 - Jeremy Clarkson 2 - Boris Johnson 3 - Anne Widdecombe 4 - Mark Thomas 5 - Dannii Minogue (just because she is gorgeous). 6 - Polly Toynbee (just to see 1, 2 and 3...
I've just had to order a new key for my Alfa, having lost one - ******** that I am - and it cost ?201.40 (?137.95 for the key itself and ?63.45 labour to code it to the car). Are Alfa keys the most...
Mrs Flop and I fancied calves liver on Saturday so I was despatched to M&S, as this is the only shop we've found in our town that stocks it. They didn't have any - so I asked when they would receive...
Paraphrasing - "I'm like Kate McCann - I'm a victim". Hmmm - Kate McCann has lost her daughter, HM is going to be a multi multi millionairess very shortly. Do you think this is the right comparison...
Why is it, the lower down the social scale people are, the women get bigger and bigger and the men get smaller and smaller. Are we seeing evolution in action?
I heard a hilarious story the other day which I am hoping is true. Can anybody confirm whether it is or not please. Apparently, mid-way through a concert he started a slow hand clap and said...
I had the misfortune of being in Gravesend yesterday - my god, what an absolute hole - but what did make me laugh was a sterotypical chav. This creature. probably about 19/20, was heavily pregnant...
There is a letter in today's Times to Chris Woodhead from a concerned parent who, on visiting some potential primary schools for his child was surprised to find that the kids could pretty much do what...
A few weeks ago I was on the M26 at 1am riding home after a weekend in France - it was a bright, dry night and the motorway was almost deserted. My bike was running beautifully and I was alert. At one...
http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/tax-advice/counci l-tax/article.html?in_article_id=421463&in_pag e_id=82 Obviously it won't make local government employees angry, but it bloody well does me. I'm paying...
The Lib Dems want to "hammer" couples who earn over ?70k and single workers who earn more than ?46k. Well that's a sure fire vote winner isn't it? Tit.
I caught the last half hour of this show last night and there was a big haggard looking woman on there who was vaguely familiar. Please tell me it is not Kelly Le Brock. I absolutely loved this woman...
Let's hope Cameron has the courage, if elected, to deliver what he is promising on crime. And on tax and bureaucracy for that matter. Finally policies that appeal and that are designed to motivate...
I had a day off and yesterday and as I had a few chores to run I spent most of the day in town..................and am amazed at the sheer number of fat women and fat blokes around. Don't these people...