A company has just run a credit check with my company using Equifax, and I've noticed that there is a business address linked which has nothing to do with us at all. I've just spent some time looking...
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some...
Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were walking down the street one day."I wonder if I'm still the most beautiful woman in all the land" said Snow White. "I wonder if I'm still the shortest man in...
I have an old Sony Ericsson work phone (8 years old) which has a broken scroll button, so it is of limited use. I searched through my drawers for an old Nokia mobile phone I bought from Asda about...
My cousin, Ken worked off shore, on one of those oil rigs..halfway into his shift, he calls his wife... Darlin' don't worry, I am ok. An accident occured here at work and my finger was cut OFF... She...
I have been given a mobile phone, which was used with a pay monthly sim. I have transferred my pay as you go sim to this phone, I have received texts ok but cannot send them. Is this because we are on...
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. ------------------------------------------------ In a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are...
Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and she saved, and she saved, and she scrimped...
.......the other day, he was wearing a Liverpool jersey and stinking so bad I could smell him from 6 feet away.
So I said to him, “You never wore cologne,”...
Hello, I have recently changed my phone and I am thinking of selling the old one on Ebay. It was on Tesco pay monthly. Just wondering how to advertise it - does anyone know if it will it work with a...
but when I drove into the farmyard to deliver some letters, I saw Ron, dancing round his tractor, stark naked and singing I believe in miracles, as he hosed his tractor down. I handed Ron the letters...
I want to work from home as I have a bad back and I'm not mobile enough. I have a good tool to use (a laptop)! I have a little knwledge in furniture design and I'm good with things like that but don't...
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,...
Sorry if this question has been asked before, but I really need to know this. Do any of you here make any money online by using a computer, and if so then where did you find the work? I would also be...
Normally at this time of year, I usually see plenty of cuckoo spit (caused by frog hopper nymphs) on the plants and leaves. This year I think, I've only seen one blob, for that matter, I've not heard...
My son had a mini disaster with his old Nokia (Orange) fone when the screen cracked at the park. My wife said he could inherit her old fone whilst he waits for my iphone as I am getting a new one...
