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A few years back now they shut a Scottish Butcher down almost immiediatley. Not even a summons either under the trades description act.
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Was it justified that the two ladies walked out rather than try to come to a compromise with their room. or do you think they were completely over the top
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In a recent pub quiz, the question asked was. "Are polar Bears Herbivores ,Carnivores or Omnivores." We gave the answer that they were all three. Were they right to say our answer was wrong?...
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The Pope was in his private residence having one off the wrist when he suddenly noticed a photographer at the window filming him. The Pope said please do not publish those photos as I will be ruined....
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I went to get some Findus Beefburgers out of the fridge last night and they are off. Mind you I think there are other animals involved like goats ,butt I will not say anymore about that at the moment....
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Tonight's Eggheads challenge team must nearly the worst ever except for one challenger. Anna scored 3 out of 3 but the rest of her team scored three answers correct out of 12 . If you put monkeys in a...
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when the man suddenly slips under the table.His female companion does not seem to notice so the waiter says "Madam, is your husband alright , he's slipped on the floor." The woman says "He's not my...
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Is it possible that anybody could have heard of all these so called celebrities. My main point is the final anwser which was name a country that is surrounded by 5 other countries. This answer given...
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but now he has gone and got it mixed up with Tippex and got a large correction I was asked if I had ever been bitten by a shark . i said no but I had been stung by a taxi driver My father is 92 and he...
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In this weeks "Four In A Bed" , The Winterbourne Hotel at Blackpool was adjudged the winner. It was by far the worst of the four hotels.It was the only hotel of the four that I would not like to stay...
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They come across a sheep with his head trapped in the fence. The Welshman whips round the back of the fence drops his trousers and gives the sheep a good seeng to. When he finishes he says to the...
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with a sign under his arm which said " & Emergencies". The police stop him and says " How did you get that sign" and he said "By accident"...
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A question was asked to a 22 year old lady which was who did the paintings of the matchstick men and the choice was (1) David Hockney (2) L s Lowry (3) John Constable She said I have never heard of...
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John says I have got piles,they are giving me hell. Bill says I used to have them but I got rid of them by rubbing tea leaves round my bottom. They meet two weeks later and John says I rubbed tea...
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A door to door hearing aid salesman. Mind you I think now, most potential customers never opened the door
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It's te same as a Swiss army knife but when you open it a little white flag pops up
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One of the places i went to was Verona which was the home of Romeo and Juliet. Great city but I was caught short and needed to go to the toilet but was dismayed to find there was only two gentlemans...
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when all of a sudden the car juddered to a halt and stopped. A car behind me slammed on the brakes and nearly went into me. The driver jumped out of the car very irate, and remonstrated with me. I...
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A question was asked "How many properties on a Monopoly Board. The answer given was 28 . Surely there are 29 ....

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