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What 3 Words App

I think the What 3 words app is brilliant. However I do wonder how it is paid for. I even see TV adverts for it occasionally, which aren't cheap.
08:03 Mon 19th Sep 202221 answers, last by FatticusInch 09:21 Thu 22nd Sep 2022
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Royals, Is It Just Me?

The more I watch of the shenanigans of them appearing in fancy dress, the more I question the need for it all. (puts tin hat on)...
09:12 Sat 17th Sep 202268 answers, last by Untitled 17:31 Sat 17th Sep 2022
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Mourning Period

Does the period of national mourning end with the funeral?
16:17 Fri 16th Sep 202210 answers, last by emmie 05:54 Sun 18th Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My uncle is a lion tamer. He went bankrupt and they took nearly everything, but at least he has still got his pride....
06:18 Thu 08th Sep 202213 answers, last by Patsy33 13:36 Thu 08th Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I recently took my naval exams. I got 7 C's...
06:03 Wed 07th Sep 202212 answers, last by Patsy33 09:02 Wed 07th Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Say what you like about waiters, but I think they bring a lot to the table.
07:57 Tue 06th Sep 20229 answers, last by jno 13:30 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

If you're the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I can tell you that you are going to pay. You have my Word....
06:14 Mon 05th Sep 202211 answers, last by Patsy33 09:33 Mon 05th Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the constant DIY noise. I shout "Stop", but if anything, that seems to make it worse....
06:26 Sun 04th Sep 202211 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:19 Sun 04th Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike, and a scruffy guy on a unicycle? Attire....
05:58 Sat 03rd Sep 20223 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:27 Sat 03rd Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Twerking is what a Yorkshire man does to earn T'wages.
05:49 Fri 02nd Sep 202219 answers, last by maggiebee 15:01 Fri 02nd Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. If anything, he's more sluggish....
05:55 Thu 01st Sep 202211 answers, last by zebo 12:40 Fri 02nd Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor....
06:00 Wed 31st Aug 20227 answers, last by bradisaac 15:42 Sat 03rd Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My girlfriend's dog died so to cheer her up I went out and bought her an identical one. She was livid. "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?" she said....
06:12 Tue 30th Aug 202212 answers, last by Ken4155 11:24 Tue 30th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

And the Lord said unto John "come forth and ye shall receive eternal life" But John came fifth, and won a toaster....
05:49 Mon 29th Aug 20227 answers, last by stocksman 15:27 Mon 29th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Today I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators support group, but it turns out it's tomorrow.
05:47 Sun 28th Aug 202212 answers, last by DTCwordfan 10:03 Sun 28th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Is it OK that I start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or does that make me a bad teacher?
06:18 Sat 27th Aug 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 11:33 Sat 27th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

"I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee" "Relax, you are two tents"...
05:52 Fri 26th Aug 202213 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:12 Fri 26th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Living in Buckinghamshire is never having to say you are Surrey.
05:46 Thu 25th Aug 202214 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:52 Thu 25th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I've started a dating app for farmyard animals, but to be honest I'm struggling to make hens meet.
06:12 Wed 24th Aug 202216 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:08 Wed 24th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I have an irrational fear of German sausages. I fear the wurst.
06:46 Tue 23rd Aug 202212 answers, last by jno 11:49 Tue 23rd Aug 2022

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