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Dad Joke Of The Day

I like to play chess with old men in the park. Mind you, it’s hard to find 32 of them....
05:55 Mon 22nd Aug 202210 answers, last by jno 11:09 Mon 22nd Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon, Neil before me.
06:03 Sun 21st Aug 202210 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:56 Sun 21st Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My Irish friend bounces off the walls on the way home from the pub. His name? Rick O'Shea....
06:11 Sat 20th Aug 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:21 Sun 21st Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off....
05:33 Fri 19th Aug 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:48 Fri 19th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I dreamt last night that I was swimming in an ocean of fizzy orange. It took me a while to realise it was a Fanta sea....
08:10 Thu 18th Aug 20223 answers, last by mallyh 08:42 Thu 18th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My boss said he wanted a one to one meeting with me. I asked at what time? He replied "12.59 of course"...
05:54 Wed 17th Aug 20225 answers, last by jno 11:11 Wed 17th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The hotel I stayed at during my holiday had a chess convention. A load of the delegates were sitting by the reception area swapping stories of games they had played. I do love chess nuts boasting in...
05:50 Tue 16th Aug 20228 answers, last by mallyh 17:34 Tue 16th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one....
05:30 Mon 15th Aug 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 05:40 Mon 15th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I asked the IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?” and he said, “I tell her about my job.”...
06:06 Sun 14th Aug 20224 answers, last by Ken4155 10:54 Sun 14th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What's the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chick peas? Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but chick peas can only humus one...
05:44 Sat 13th Aug 202210 answers, last by Ellipsis 21:58 Sat 13th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess....
05:48 Fri 12th Aug 202220 answers, last by Patsy33 11:12 Fri 12th Aug 2022
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Rising Energy Prices

Are these rises predicted to be equal for electricity and gas, or is it mostly gas going up? Surely wind and solar power should reduce the effect on electricity prices?...
10:01 Thu 11th Aug 202220 answers, last by Untitled 12:36 Fri 12th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I learnt today that cat ladies don't like living in Nepal, but cat men do.
06:55 Thu 11th Aug 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 08:53 Thu 11th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife asked me "is it just me or is the dog getting fat?" Apparently "it's just you" isn't the right answer....
06:03 Wed 10th Aug 202212 answers, last by wolf63 13:47 Wed 10th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it....
06:08 Tue 09th Aug 20228 answers, last by mallyh 16:39 Tue 09th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I really hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves....
05:53 Mon 08th Aug 202215 answers, last by Patsy33 12:43 Mon 08th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me....
05:54 Sun 07th Aug 202213 answers, last by Canary42 14:29 Sun 07th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it....
06:03 Sat 06th Aug 20228 answers, last by Spicerack 12:35 Sat 06th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I had to leave the pub last night as my friends upset me. They all told me I was fat. They kept saying you're round....
05:54 Fri 05th Aug 202212 answers, last by Khandro 15:04 Fri 05th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I have a dog to provide me with unconditional love, but I also have a cat to remind me that I don’t deserve it. It’s all about balance....
06:11 Thu 04th Aug 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 20:07 Thu 04th Aug 2022

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