A secondary school teacher was arrested today at London's Heathrow International airport as he attempted to board an international flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a pair of...
I recently bought a bottle of brown sauce which carried the warning 'Do not use if seal is broken.' As soon as I opened it, the seal broke, immediately rendering it unusable. I was wondering, how many...
I walked into a pub and said to the barman, "Stella please mate." He said, "Are you 18?" I said, "No." He said, "I can't serve you then." As I walked out I thought to myself. "This is the fourth pub,...
on friday night i got a call purporting to be from my bank. the caller was asking about my income and how much i had in the bank, he kept asking me questions asking in dollars so i told him that i...
Are there any on here? How much do they pay? How do they pay? I am asking because although i am interested, i do not want to ask them direct, as then they don't leave you alone, and pressure starts...
Hi there my cat is acting weird she is hiding under chairs all the time which is so out of character a friend of mine went to stroke her and she flinched again not like her. She is eating OK any...
I understand you can use cola to clean the lavatory but will diet cola do the trick? I'm thinking of using the very cheap supermarket own brand stuff I can't really post this in the food and drink...
Wednesday. Only a light frost this morning. 0°C at the moment, no wind. I reckon Wee Jack Frost is on a day off 'coz we were promised minus 5, not that I'm complaining you understand! The moon is big...