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Memories of the outhouse!

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back,...
21:41 Fri 02nd Sep 20114 answers, last by boxtops 07:42 Sat 03rd Sep 2011
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Very brave man jokes...

- VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES --- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman's...
09:01 Thu 01st Sep 20115 answers, last by maggiebee 18:11 Thu 01st Sep 2011
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Irish Inventions...

What is the latest Irish invention ? A solar power touch. What is the latest Irish invention ? A parachute that opens on impact. What is the latest Irish invention ? The biggest microchip in the...
22:31 Tue 30th Aug 201145 answers, last by emu777 23:16 Thu 01st Sep 2011
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For Jonny boy12...

It was a small town and the Policeman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lyard, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a 2nd hand car. He stopped and asked them why...
22:50 Mon 29th Aug 20115 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 15:25 Tue 30th Aug 2011
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Getting ready for bed...

John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I...
11:40 Mon 29th Aug 20117 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 15:35 Tue 30th Aug 2011
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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... 'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop...
16:04 Sat 27th Aug 20115 answers, last by wildwood 05:19 Sun 28th Aug 2011
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Where are you?

Where are all you 'Chatterbankers' today? very scarce on the ground as yet. Perhaps they've all gone away for the BH weekend. My brain isn't geared up for crosswords and puzzles today. but I do hope...
10:53 Sat 27th Aug 201129 answers, last by Maidup 18:27 Sat 27th Aug 2011
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Ever thought of divorce

"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina. "Fifty years," Grandma replied. "That is so wonderful," exclaimed Nina. "And I bet in all...
06:28 Sat 27th Aug 20112 answers, last by Jemisa 05:30 Sun 28th Aug 2011
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The Pain...

wooaaww!! Its got me up again, the pain of this sciatica, I've taken my quota of tablets, I've rubbed my gel in but to no avail, boy is it telling me.... I'm going to do a hot water bottle now, I've...
02:57 Fri 26th Aug 201120 answers, last by Jemisa 22:43 Fri 26th Aug 2011
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How to remove inks!

My printer (an hp Deaskjet3050 psc) I had as a xmas pressie, its been fine but the inks have run out & I've got the new cartridges to go in, but can't work out how to get the old ones out. In the...
15:37 Thu 25th Aug 20117 answers, last by Jemisa 21:26 Thu 25th Aug 2011
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Who wanted blonde jokes??...

Top Dumb Blonde Jokes Yes, the top best blonde jokes of all time! (In reverse order - best last. Please read the Disclaimer.) ---------------------------------------------...
23:31 Wed 24th Aug 201112 answers, last by factor30 13:33 Fri 26th Aug 2011
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Needing a Purge??...

We've put our central heating on to check things out before the cold nights are upon us, Nothing, things are not working. I phoned the heating engineers who serviced it 4 weeks ago & things were...
13:47 Wed 24th Aug 20117 answers, last by AlBags 22:23 Wed 24th Aug 2011
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To stop or not to stop?

I've got a couple of Great/Nieces (My nephews girls), we've always been fairly close and since they were born I've always given them money for their B/days.& Christmas I feel now though (they both...
06:57 Wed 24th Aug 201114 answers, last by Jemisa 12:05 Wed 24th Aug 2011
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The best headache joke EVER

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache! 'Perfect,' her husband said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis...
06:35 Wed 24th Aug 20116 answers, last by notasyoungasiwas 17:50 Thu 25th Aug 2011
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London Olympics 2012!!!

London (Stratford) will be hosting the Olympic Games in 2012. You may not know is that many of the famous events, which go to make up this spectacular event, are to be especially altered for 2012. A...
10:08 Tue 23rd Aug 201117 answers, last by Jemisa 21:57 Tue 23rd Aug 2011
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Sciatica.

I've been in agony the last few days, it all started with a dull pain in my right buttock then the pain became more intense & now its like someone is prodding me there with a red hot poker. Now it...
11:49 Mon 22nd Aug 201138 answers, last by birdie73 19:56 Thu 25th Aug 2011
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'Sometimes'

Sometimes... When you cry.... No one sees your tears. Sometimes... When you are in pain. No one sees your hurt. Sometimes.. When you are worried.. No one sees your stress Sometimes.. When you are...
00:13 Mon 22nd Aug 20115 answers, last by marval 12:17 Mon 22nd Aug 2011
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The Question!

A Police STOP at 1 AM An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse...
15:12 Sun 21st Aug 20115 answers, last by flump1 16:22 Sun 21st Aug 2011
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Good Morning Thread...

Good Morning folks, I never thought that one day I'd be leading the "Good Morning" thread, I'm never up early enough. Where are youreal early birds. After all the day ismarching on. Its a...
06:26 Sun 21st Aug 201115 answers, last by moonraker558 10:32 Sun 21st Aug 2011

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