We've got a lot of block paving front & back, looks nice when its all clean of weeds. My H spends a lot of time on it, he's always pulling weeds from it for them to return soon after. Used various...
When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger And staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife But... After several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimeters. I Became quite...
This is the Fathers Day card our son sent to his Dad On fathers day these are the words I'd use to describe you..BRAVE, KIND, FUNNY,, STRONG & GIFTED. BRAVE...to go out dressed like that,...
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that?! 2:30am....Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a...
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says "what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair". Doctors have just identified a food that can...
Two friends are fishing near a bridge.Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his head.When the cars have gone he puts his cap...
I have just booked tickets at the theatre to see the musical version of this childrens book The book is by David Walliams I haven't read the book, but I have read the revues & it does look...
Did you see 'The Cube' tonight? One of the lads from McFly (the pop group) took on The cube tonight and wasn't he brilliant, Won £100.000 for their chosen charities, here sitting on my own I had...
Ed. Can we have a Joke section to its self? Where we can see at a glance where to look or where to place a joke. It is a real pain that its hidden behind 'Phrasea and Sayings. There must be those too...
Riddle of the Day Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Obama is one....
Quote of the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries , she'll...
A man walks into a chemist with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those...
We all at times say "I hate my legs" of "I hate my nose" or whatever part it may be, BUT, What part of you do you love? You men too you've got a magnificent chest? perhaps a...
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the chemist - he insulted me terribly this...
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them , a day to love them but then an entire life to forget them. Do you agree with that. (Who are "They" I've...
Today we had a lovely day at my daughters who lives in Hitchen (Herts) she's got a lovely long garden backing on to woodland. This afternoon we witnessed 3 squirels stealing her strawberry's and...
Yesterday I put this in "Beauty" as some may know (on purpose) just to give 'em a laugh, WOW!! the AB police were out in their riot gear & gave me a pounding which in turn ended with the...
