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excelsior-1

early to bed ---

early to rise. (unfortunately) good night friends. especially tinkerbell .... sweet dreams to you XX...
19:07 Tue 31st Jul 201216 answers, last by chi-chi66 21:16 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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Bingo99

Neighbour issue

A neighbour of mine works for a utility company and uses a large diesel van. I can often see him getting a large fuel container from the van and using a funnel to top up the small family car that he...
20:54 Mon 30th Jul 201221 answers, last by elizabeth ho 17:17 Wed 15th Aug 2012
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CailinDeas

Food for thought.

> > 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he > was God and I didn't. > 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. > 3. Some people...
22:23 Mon 30th Jul 20128 answers, last by roger 01:00 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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weecalf

Punch line

Was on a bus and people in front of me were telling jokes .Any way the joke was started .Triplets were born .They were called Matt Pat And Tat .Alas my stop came up so had to get of bus did not get to...
11:43 Tue 31st Jul 20125 answers, last by weecalf 17:14 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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barney4444

Fed up of em already..

Got a bad headache, think its the olympics, please just let it all end soon!!
18:03 Mon 30th Jul 201227 answers, last by sibton 21:25 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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JonnyBoy12

Say Hello to our new found planet Sedna in our Solar System

Did you know that there are not 9 planets in our Solar System. There are 10 and this last little one is called Sedna. See below for details: http://en.wikipedia.o...iki/Sedna_(planetoid)...
13:13 Mon 30th Jul 201211 answers, last by jake-the-peg 07:10 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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queenofmean

Do you think..

Nungate and mr Nungate (aka mis padres) would let me paint our windows black as a means to save little birds lives. We lost another one at tea time :(
17:53 Mon 23rd Jul 201225 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:01 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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marval

Dracula

Dracula was walking along the road one night when he heard a noise from up above. He looked up to see sausage rolls, volo-vents, cucumber sandwiches, chicken wings and all sorts of party food tumbling...
16:20 Sat 07th Jul 20123 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:44 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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excelsior-1

i thought i heard............

.........the ghost of barry gibb singing in my herb garden last night. but it was just the chive talking...
17:39 Sat 26th May 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:18 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Kiki-frog

Some very poor taste one-liners...

... from the bro-in-law. Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary). Got stopped...
08:44 Sun 27th May 201211 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:14 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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cupid04

Fred the builder.

Fred the builder is chatting up a girl in a nightclub. 'I have an eight-inch willy an I can make love all night, he boasts. She cant help but be impressed, so after a few beers she invites Fred back...
00:12 Thu 31st May 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:04 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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marval

Amazed

After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full.
17:30 Thu 31st May 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:02 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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ELVIS68

Lance Armstrong........

He's denied ever using drugs.... but he has admitted pedalling. I'll get me bike!...
09:54 Thu 14th Jun 20127 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:32 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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marval

Hungry Cannibals

Two hungry cannibals are walking through the woods and find a man who recently died. Seizing the opportunity, one cannibal says to the other, "Check this out! You start at the feet and I'll start...
12:19 Sun 17th Jun 20128 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:23 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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McMouse

Sex?

IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW, THIS IS A LITTLE TIDBIT OF TRIVIA. ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST...
08:49 Fri 22nd Jun 20128 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:07 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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marval

Can Have

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her...
20:09 Sat 23rd Jun 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:55 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Hymie

Flying with BA

My last holiday was terrible, I flew with BA. He just kept shouting "You crazy Fool, I aint getting on no plane!"...
09:49 Sun 24th Jun 201210 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:54 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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ll_billym

Irish Joke

Two Irish men are driving around town when a police car shows up behind them and flashes the to pull over. The police officer taps on their window. "We are looking for two rapists" said the...
11:32 Sun 24th Jun 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:53 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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starone

PMS Again.

12 Things PMS Stands For 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May...
22:33 Sun 24th Jun 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:48 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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McMouse

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.
09:03 Tue 26th Jun 201217 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:44 Mon 30th Jul 2012

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