One day, in the lunch queue at the company canteen, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to go to that trouble," Mike replies....
That fine upstanding actor, Martin Freeman appeared in Labours Election broadcast yesterday. This is the man who: Backed Arthur Scargill (whilst rejecting the Labour Party at the time) Sends his kids...
Does anyone know of a Labour MP or prospective MP who has bought the mug which has been produced by Labout? So far, I have only seen the ones who are horrified by it. Is this way to campaign? Looks...
Fact: 62 Labour MPs employ people on Zero hours contracts https://www.politicshome.com/economy-and-work/articles/story/labour-mps-employing-staff-zero-hours-contracts Fact: Tony Blair vowed to end...
A daughter asks her father, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Father...
15d state of shame or disrepute (8) D?S?????
22a Renditions (10) ??N?E?I???
23a Takes away a part of someone's reputation or achievements
Thanks for any help...
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you...
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove nover...
4 lady friends meet 30 years after school at reunion. One goes to take food while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became. No. 1 says her son studied economics, became a...
Just like Brown, Milliband is slipping in the polls, its time to roll out the farm tiand Balls to scare monger about cuts. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31820175...
SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' , the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied....
50 Shades of Golf. Four guys have been going to the same golfing trip to St Andrews for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Jack's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going....