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john1066

Film

Did John Wayne have a catch phrase, I don't think he did....
21:03 Tue 19th May 200914 answers, last by dot.haukes 22:48 Fri 22nd May 2009
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lankeela

My claim to fame

I have actually been in the office of the Speaker of the House of Commons! When Selwyn Lloyd retired as the Speaker, he had a painting of a racehorse in his office which belonged to the Horserace...
21:08 Tue 19th May 20093 answers, last by ELVIS68 23:51 Tue 19th May 2009
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lindylou16

Hee Hee

Paddy goes into superdrug & asks for KY jelly. The assistant says, we haven't got any have you tried Boots? Paddy says, I want to slide in, not march in!!
21:18 Fri 15th May 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 13:38 Sat 16th May 2009
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No,Knowledge

the nasty thread

shove off bint.
19:45 Fri 15th May 200913 answers, last by knobbynonut5 20:55 Fri 15th May 2009
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noway2

did you know

that apiiren has the same effect as botex on your skin.dissolve it and make it into a face-pac.once a day,after 2 weeks see the differance.
22:28 Mon 11th May 200914 answers, last by noway2 23:28 Mon 11th May 2009
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tangojoe

Adjectively speaking

There have been only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS...
15:49 Thu 07th May 20092 answers, last by lesblue 09:38 Mon 11th May 2009
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lindylou16

Newbie here

Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?
16:45 Sun 03rd May 20098 answers, last by lindylou16 17:10 Sun 03rd May 2009
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motionless

hotel help

looking for a romantic hotel near or in sorrento preferably a cliff top hotel. Looking for something not too far from civilisation.
23:51 Thu 30th Apr 20095 answers, last by sorrentoinfo 23:09 Tue 04th May 2010
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lindylou16

Gloucestermen

Referred to in the film The Perfect Storm what in sea faring terms are Gloucestermen I think it is an Americn term
10:39 Sun 26th Apr 20093 answers, last by tyke1 15:40 Thu 02nd Jul 2009
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marval

Exercises for seniors.

You know how important exercise is, as we grow older. Here are a few suggestions. I start by standing outside behind the house and, with a five pound potato sack in each hand, extend my arms straight...
13:19 Fri 24th Apr 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 18:38 Sat 25th Apr 2009
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BilleeSugger

Own up!

Somebody keeps getting that nice Mr. Sugger band . He never hurt anyone, seems like a decent sort to me .
20:04 Fri 24th Apr 20092 answers, last by haysi06 21:34 Fri 24th Apr 2009
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richardjhoop

Don't take drugs

The police catch 3 young men in an armed robbery at a bank & they are up before the Beak, who tells them that it is a serious offence & they could well go down for 20 years each. But, as he was...
00:05 Wed 22nd Apr 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 18:10 Wed 22nd Apr 2009
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BilluSugger

Wife is standing in the kitchen

her husband walks in with a sheep under his arm & says ' you see ? that's the pig I've been f****** ' The wife says 'I think you'll find that's a sheep' Husband says ' I was talking to the sheep! '
16:32 Tue 21st Apr 20092 answers, last by lindylou16 21:01 Tue 21st Apr 2009
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lindylou16

My kids started back to school.

There were moans and groans around the breakfast table this morning. But teachers must be in bad moods as well because My son came home from school today and said that because he forgot his kit the...
20:27 Mon 20th Apr 20099 answers, last by naughtyboy 21:07 Mon 20th Apr 2009
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lindylou16

Isn't it not a co-incidence that--

CBers and drug addicts are called users
20:24 Fri 17th Apr 200927 answers, last by dot.haukes 21:22 Fri 17th Apr 2009
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michelle33

unusual accommodation

does anyone know of any websites where i can find unusual accommodation/holidays? am sick of looking at the same package holidays and want something different!
06:33 Wed 15th Apr 20098 answers, last by lindylou16 20:27 Fri 17th Apr 2009
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noway1

ready meals

gorden ramsey has been caught out ,hes serving ready meals at his restaurants.will you be cancelling your booking
16:12 Fri 17th Apr 200915 answers, last by mccfluff 17:27 Fri 17th Apr 2009
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sophie_1003

one of my faves

A troop of French Foreign Legionaries were marching through the desert. They had been marching for days, their water supply had run out, and they were on the brink of collapse. And then suddenly, as...
20:06 Mon 13th Apr 20098 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 12:17 Sat 18th Jun 2011
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legendis.god

Good friday ?�?�

Welll was it ? Is it still??? Or is it just another friday where the shops try and selll you commercialised crap ? Homebase 10% off ??? Well??' So folks whats stirrin out there ????
21:31 Fri 10th Apr 200910 answers, last by crazycathy2 22:24 Fri 10th Apr 2009
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lindylou16

Can someone explain why this is supposed to be funny ?

Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield. 3.14159265 dead.
20:45 Fri 10th Apr 20093 answers, last by cazzz1975 20:50 Fri 10th Apr 2009

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