Pat was doing a crossword but got stuck He said to his friend Mick, "I'm stuck on 2 down, flightless bird from Iceland (6,7)" Mick thinks for a minute then says, "that's easy ya thicko, it's frozen...
Treat people the way you want to be treated Talk to people the way you want to be talked to Respect is earned, not given Wise words. Wish this were true about AB but.............. dominated by a very...
A 76-year-old lady is waiting for her husband in wee pub. Suddenly a handsome man enters and sits down a few seats away. The man is so attractive that she just can't take her eyes off him. After a...
It's all about the stats today folks........ 1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed 2. All polar bears are left-handed 3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by...
Paddy is at the airport carrying a sack on each shoulder when he is stopped at customs. They search each sack and find loads of mobile phones in them. They ask Paddy "why do you have such a lot of...
I'm currently on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and a Yeti. I originally set out to find a positive case for the union but decided to keep my goals realistic.
Two word answers starting D.D. Quiz doesn't close until May. Only have one to get and it's driving me crazy!
1. Physical exercise done regularly
Any help appreciated...
This appeared on my FB feed
ENGLISH LESSON
Tsunami - the T is silent
Knife - the K is silent
Psychology - the P is silent
Honest - the H is silent
Tory Corruption - the BBC is silent...
This poem popped up on my feed, can anyone remember which film it came from? The life that I have Is all that I have And the life that I have Is yours. The love that I have Of the life that I have Is...
Wasn't quite sure where to put this - News or media so CB will have to do. Eddie Izzard now wants to be known as Suzy. "Trans comedian and politician Eddie Izzard has announced a new name, saying she...
Watched my very last episode of this wonderful series last night - 7 series and just got better and better. Maybe door left open for more? Anyone else enjoy this series?
Definitely not touting for business but thought folk might be interested in this story. Scots in particular will remember this. It has been published by my niece and the family are very proud of her.
Stuck on a few, but the one that is really annoying me is in section 1 - words that sound the same. 4. Quadrangular area for games/intercepted and held. Maybe because I'm a Scot, the words I have in...
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that is draped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!" he says He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets. It wasn't a bacon tree, it was...
Had a fabulous day out at His Majesty's, Aberdeen to see the Jersey Boys. Birthday present from my son and his wife. If you haven't seen it yet, I would highly recommend it.
I must have spent hundreds of pounds over the past month judging by the amount of parcels waiting for me - Parcelforce, DPD, Evri etc etc. Strange as I haven't ordered anything since before Christmas...
Entered a quiz last night in aid of the RNLI. We were pretty useless as a team but I won the star prize in the raffle - a bottle of raspberry flavoured gin especially bottled for the RNLI. Don't know...
A meaningful life is not about material gain, power or fame; these are only of passing value. True meaning comes from an inner sense of peace and contentment, which in turn must be based on a sense of...
