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See How Far This Goes Again ...

... number 5 with respects to cupid and all you others, too numerous to list here. i'll start with this one . . .As such a sad love Deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel Open and closed within your...

sunny-dave

Rinse And Repeat

Allegedly the three most valuable words ever written - virtually doubling shampoo sales overnight ... ... so do you? ... and why??? I know I do - once with something industrially cleansing (hello Mr...

flipnflap

When Is Half-Term For Most Schools In The Uk?

i mean the one coming up now...

starone

20 Thoughts From Aunty Acid

1. Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade. 2. I don't like wearing pantyhose. Every time I fart I...

Kassee

Door To Door Salesmen

I am always answering the door to some young person, holding and showing me a written typed car with a small picture of themselves on (some sort of identity card) which could easily be home-made, and...

trt

Horse Meat, It Didnt Take Long.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable. ***************** So they have found a Horse burger in Tesco. What's next, My Lidl...

magsmay

Would You Be Upset?

I am getting rather sick and some what upset about all these 'horse meat' jokes -and I'm not alone -in the UK there are presently in excess of 4 million people who either own a horse as a PET or ride...

queenofmean

3 Nuns

Three Nun's were talking. The first nun said ' I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines'. 'What did you do? the other nuns asked....

Sqad

Devastated.......

I think that Airborne is blind.

TWR

Emigrate!

If given chance, would you?

jd_1984

Snow Is Back!!!

And starting to stick in Liverpool city centre. Been heavy for an hour now...

maggiebee

Freedom Of Information Act

Have any of you ever used the Freedom of Information Act? I want to find out some information from the NHS and thought this might be the best route to take....

MadMen

The Hottie/hotness Of Ab....

As above, who do you reckon would be the hottie/hotness of AB? For me... Male: Hoppy/Talbot (can't decide) Female: NoMercy/Gness...

desktop

Anyone Help Please

as anyone seen a trailer for a programme coming on soon for ??? direct or maybe direct something it will be on bbc 2 soon

maggiebee

Big Win

Just won £25 on the lottery. Things are looking up usually just get £2.50. Drinks later? Don't all rush at once lol...

MadMen

What Animal Should I Get?

Morning all My son wants "a pet" for his birthday. No dogs, or cats, or anything that stinks. ???...

Georgiesmum

The Good Old Days.

Does anyone else sometimes wish we could go back to the days when you went to your corner shop for six egges and when you cooked them for breakfast they were nearly always double yolkers,the bacon...

Georgiesmum