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puzzleworm

food

How do you remedy a dish when too much black pepper has been added?

Suetheramble

Whats got four legs and more money than rangers?

Harry Redknapp's dog

maggiebee

Thanks to you all for previous advice. The mystery of the cat poo on the lawn has been solved. Not a cat but a fox. His card has been marked. Have apologised to all the local cats for miscalling them...

anotheoldgit

Scottish independence referendum

http://www.guardian.c...-referendum-yes-or-no We have heard much regarding the Falklands, let's now get a little nearer to home, I refer of course to the Scottish question. Mr Cameron is offering the...

annadomino

Arghhhh and spit

on masterchef Australia, they keep referring to consUmme instead of consomme. RAGE!...

jonesjim

Do you think children love okay?How should we do?

I think we should not be excessive to interfere, to boot they are actually, children there are a lot of fun things to do.

Groupie

Two men are on death row?

T The warden asks them what they would like as a last request. "I'd like to hear the bag pipes one more time" said the first man. "Very well" said the warden. "And what do you...

marval

Lubricant

Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at...

Zhukov

screensaver

What is your Screensaver..and is the image relevant/part of your life..or just something amusing/weird/silly?

LochNessMonster

Poll : If caught with an itchy bottom in public, do you scratch it or hide to scratch it?

This always seems to happen when your in a department store ? I hide, as I shy ? Nessie TLNM...

rowanwitch

How cute is this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/17028940 Its almost too small to get your head round... I'd love to see some for real...

andy-hughes

Need to know versus would like to know.

This morning, a national tabloid has a large picture showing the bath in which Whitney Houston died, confirming that the water is still in it, and her body had been removed moments before. Personally...

Smowball

Any silly eating habits?

I only eat the yolk of a boiled egg and always leave the white. Same with a fried egg - I only eat the yolk and leave the white on the plate! When my friend eats chips she bites each end off and...

Gromit

Standard English vs normal speech

Hiya, I would be grateful if you would read this link about a school in Sheffield that has banned what it calls 'slang'. http://www.telegraph....-slang-in-school.html I think it is idiotic and is...

shooty

DRIVE THROUGH CASH MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-Through Cash Machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new...

Noraq

If you won a Cruise holiday in a raffle..or the cash equiv...which would you take?

Just asking =)

Essaitch57

Thumb Test

Women blink twice as often as men. One human hair can support 3 kg. The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats...

micmak

When the Boat comes in.

Have just finished watching the 4 series box set. It is absolutely brilliant. With TV being so rubbish lately we decided to buy a few series that we missed first time round. Can anyone recommend any...

funkyrich

Singles day?

Why can't there be a single's day to acknowledge the single community? We do exist you know. Bloody Valentine's day....