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New

Did you hear about the new e-reader? W.H.Smith and Amazon have created software that will condense books when you download them. It’s called the Dwindle....
14:47 Sun 18th May 20142 answers, last by 1ozzy 21:12 Sun 18th May 2014
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Cheap Flight?

Attendant: Welcome aboard A la Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket? Passenger: Sure. Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please! Passenger: What for? Attendant: For telling you where to...
12:50 Fri 16th May 20145 answers, last by jim360 10:36 Sat 17th May 2014
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Maybe I Shouldn't

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: “When I...
18:43 Thu 15th May 20143 answers, last by 1ozzy 01:54 Fri 16th May 2014
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What Do I Do?

A hillbilly gets married and on his wedding night he decides to call his father to get some tips on what to do, since he had never been with a woman before. So he calls up his dad and asks him, "What...
15:17 Wed 14th May 20143 answers, last by 1ozzy 11:32 Fri 16th May 2014
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Small

Jacob, who has always had a fear of needles, was sitting in the hospital waiting to get a vaccination. When the nurse called him into the office to receive the injection, he nervously entered the...
18:29 Tue 13th May 20145 answers, last by Canary42 08:00 Wed 14th May 2014
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Confucius Say

Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out. Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone. Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have...
17:35 Mon 12th May 201412 answers, last by yansee 06:00 Sun 18th May 2014
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Cruise

A man goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple days before the cruise, the travel agent calls and says the cruise has been cancelled, but he can get...
22:05 Sun 11th May 20141 answer, last by tonyav 22:08 Sun 11th May 2014
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Words

One Sunday morning, the minister told the congregation that he was going to say a series of words, and he wanted them to sing the song that came to mind, when he said each word. The first word he said...
13:57 Sun 11th May 20143 answers, last by cupid04 14:08 Sun 11th May 2014
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Murder

A workman was killed at a construction site. The Workcover inspector began questioning a number of the other workers. Based with past brushes with the law, many of these workers were considered prime...
11:17 Sat 10th May 20148 answers, last by Khandro 11:44 Sat 10th May 2014
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Cats And Dogs

Excerpts from a dog's diary: Day 181 8:00 am - Oh boy! dog food! my favourite! 9:30 am - Oh boy! a car ride! my favourite! 9:40 am - Oh boy! a walk! my favourite! 10:30 am - Oh boy! a car ride! my...
17:27 Fri 09th May 20144 answers, last by marval 20:35 Fri 09th May 2014
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Single Female

Single Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your vehicle, hunting, camping and fishing...
14:05 Fri 09th May 20142 answers, last by marval 14:37 Fri 09th May 2014
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Confession

A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish. The mayor, a member of his congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner....
20:51 Thu 08th May 20142 answers, last by Psybbo 20:55 Thu 08th May 2014
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President Obama

President Obama was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." "Oh, no,"...
20:24 Thu 08th May 20141 answer, last by askyourgran 20:26 Thu 08th May 2014
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Three Englishmen And A Welshman

Three Englishman walk into a bar and spot a Welshman sitting alone at a table. One fellow said to the others, 'Let's pick a fight with that Welshman over there.' His partner replied, 'Wait, we don't...
16:29 Thu 08th May 20142 answers, last by penelope2 16:35 Thu 08th May 2014
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Naked

Many years ago a woman known as a black widow, was arrested for murder. She was convicted of killing three husbands, and was sentenced to be hung. On the day of her execution the prison officer asked...
20:49 Wed 07th May 20143 answers, last by marval 20:58 Wed 07th May 2014
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Why?

Late one Friday night the policemen spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening. "Aye, so I have....
15:05 Wed 07th May 20148 answers, last by marval 18:50 Wed 07th May 2014
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More Stewart Francis

Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes. So what if I can’t spell Armaggedon? It’s not the end of the world. I was a trapeze artist, but I was let go. My father was a man...
10:00 Wed 07th May 20144 answers, last by marval 10:18 Wed 07th May 2014
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Stewart Francis

In school I wanted to join the debating team… but someone talked me out of it. I went to the garden center today and bought a Christmas tree. The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting that up...
12:37 Tue 06th May 201410 answers, last by 1ozzy 21:09 Wed 07th May 2014
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New Number

After directory enquiries gave Anita, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialled him and got a woman. "Is Jimmy there?" Anita asked. "He's in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his...
12:21 Mon 05th May 2014
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Doctor

A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's...
22:20 Sun 04th May 20147 answers, last by tonyav 22:31 Sun 04th May 2014

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