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Would You Be Welcome...

...in the shiny new non-EU UK? http://www.upstart-theatre.co.uk/britquest/ I got 30 points. I feel useless. Good job I was born here....

murraymints

Happy Birthday Buenchico

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo many happies chris xx...

TheDevil

Mosque Stabbing

A man has reportedly been stabbed in the neck in a mosque during late afternoon prayers at Regents Park mosque in central London, police have confirmed....

diddlydo

New £20 Note

With the new £20 note being launched today, I wonder how often and why/where do people still use cash?...

Patsy33

We were all ready for take off for our holiday to Costa del Sol from Birmingham, when the captain announced we could be sat here on plane for 2 hours! Aggjhhh! My husband is not a happy person! Flight...

Bobbisox1

Are You A Boy Or A Girl

To make you smile :) Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?" "I don't know," replied the other baby giggling. "What do you...

Smowball

Anyone Having A Worse Day Than My Poor Friend?

She drove her daughter 200 miles this morning for a University audition. Slipped in car park and has broken her elbow! She’s now in plaster from wrist to elbow, can’t drive now and can’t get car...

Tilly2

Well Done, Rosie.

Go girl! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51553815...

wolf63

Incident In Brisbane, Australia

This news story popped up on Google News and sounded awful but as I read the article I was stunned to see the full story....

Chipchopper

New Boots

An elderly farmer was tired of his old leaky boots, so he decided to go into town and buy a new pair. When he got home he tried to get his aged wife to notice the new boots without him actually saying...

maggiebee

Bargains

Nipped into Asda earlier for milk. Came home with parsnips 10p, carrots 10p, turnip 10p and raspberries 15p. Don't you love a bargain?...

maggiebee

????

I looked up "opaque" in the dictionary The definition wasn't very clear What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi Local moisturising firm now hiring staff Apply daily Am I getting older, or is the...

lady-janine

Back With You All Again

Hi everyone I'm back now. Have just been scanning through posts and came across my message to Chris. Thank you for making it into such a happy post. Enjoyed reading all your replies. Tonyav - I didn't...

maggiebee

Marriage?

Mr Tickle wanted to marry the girl of his dreams. However, Tess was reluctant to take on his surname....

maggiebee

Another Divorce

Apologies if this has already been posted. I've just read that the son of Princess Margaret and Anthony Armstrong Jones (David Armstrong Jones) and his wife Serena are to divorce....

maggiebee