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maggiebee

Haha

I named my dog Rolex. He's my watchdog. Chiropractor arrested for back taxes. Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make verything up....
12:49 Fri 24th Jan 20204 answers, last by maggiebee 16:58 Fri 24th Jan 2020
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Blake_Wildfong

R.i.p., Cameron Boyce!

Cameron Boyce was one of my favorite actors, sad he passed in July of 2019. Reply "R.I.P." If you liked his work...
23:12 Thu 23rd Jan 202017 answers, last by waterboatman 05:17 Fri 24th Jan 2020
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TheDevil

Tossa De Mar Sea Foam

Tossa De Mar, a seaside town in Spain is engulfed with sea foam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwK0bpQG7BA...
15:01 Thu 23rd Jan 20209 answers, last by marval 19:45 Thu 23rd Jan 2020
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Gingerbaker

Hi, Just Joined, Site Looks Fantastic!

Hello, just joined. Looking forward to meet you all!...
19:23 Thu 23rd Jan 202018 answers, last by TheDevil 21:37 Thu 23rd Jan 2020
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david small

Scam Warning

In Tesco’s car park there are two fit looking Eastern European girls offering to wash your car. They rub their-soapy breasts on your windows and then tell you the only payment they want is a lift to...
19:05 Thu 23rd Jan 20204 answers, last by bookbinder 17:58 Fri 24th Jan 2020
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ToraToraTora

Tv Ad....

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”...
15:06 Thu 23rd Jan 20204 answers, last by marval 18:16 Thu 23rd Jan 2020
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Chipchopper

Monkey Business

A man gets pulled over by a traffic cop, as he drives through town, after the sharp eyed cop spots a monkey sitting in the passenger seat of the car. Cop: "Sir you can't just ride around with a monkey...
17:58 Thu 23rd Jan 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 19:00 Thu 23rd Jan 2020
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Trevilino

Dog Adding

Teacher asks a kid how many dogs he would have if she gave him two dogs, then another two dogs? The kid replies that they would have five dogs. The teacher replies, no you're not listening. If I gave...
20:34 Wed 22nd Jan 20206 answers, last by Canary42 12:17 Thu 23rd Jan 2020
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Trevilino

Old Friends ....

A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore...
20:33 Wed 22nd Jan 20203 answers, last by Patsy33 22:26 Wed 22nd Jan 2020
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Bobbisox1

Ideas Needed For Fillers, The Worse , The Better

I’m going away in March with another 3 friends for two weeks in the sun, we’ve decided on the Friday night that we’d stay in and have a game similar to that of shots but this is chocolate with...
14:47 Wed 22nd Jan 202044 answers, last by marval 22:17 Wed 22nd Jan 2020
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queenofmean

Hospital Stays

Good Evening, I’ve got my date for my Carpal Tunnel surgery in just under 2 weeks. I’ve to be there by a given time (not been given yet) and I will have to wait until my surgery time which is ok....
19:27 Wed 22nd Jan 202014 answers, last by Mamyalynne 22:26 Wed 22nd Jan 2020
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Chipchopper

Reckless Driving

A nineteen year old man was accused in court today of dangerous driving, after speeding in a built up area causing damage to several parked cars and a lamppost The new Nisan electric car, flipped over...
15:54 Wed 22nd Jan 202014 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:11 Wed 22nd Jan 2020
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retrocop

No Prizes To Guess The Title

http://www.upl.co/upload/o3Uf4Qj5P...
15:37 Wed 22nd Jan 20206 answers, last by Patsy33 16:59 Wed 22nd Jan 2020
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Canary42

Farewell Mr Creosote

R I P Terry Jones https://uk.news.yahoo.com/monty-python-star-terry-jones-124710119.html?.tsrc=bell-brknews...
12:58 Wed 22nd Jan 202019 answers, last by emmie 05:45 Thu 23rd Jan 2020
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Zillionaire1

Where Are You From?

How is it there?
11:12 Wed 22nd Jan 202020 answers, last by marval 16:20 Wed 22nd Jan 2020
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Mozz71

Ozzy Osbourne

Has confirmed that he has been diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51191615...
16:37 Tue 21st Jan 202035 answers, last by Mozz71 12:22 Wed 22nd Jan 2020
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Chipchopper

Clinging To The Past

I saw a colleague looking at my old college scarf hanging on the coat stand in the office. Me: "I know what you're thinking, its seen better days" Him: "What college did you study at ?" he asked with...
21:02 Mon 20th Jan 20203 answers, last by marval 22:30 Mon 20th Jan 2020
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Chipchopper

Schadenfreude -

Isn't really my style but I just had to laugh when I heard this on the radio today. Apparently a guy was rushing around to get ready for the drive to get to work. After getting everything done in...
12:12 Mon 20th Jan 20204 answers, last by douglas9401 18:36 Mon 20th Jan 2020
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pastafreak

Goodbye Caspar ♡

I had to have my mad, noisey, talkative, drove me crazy, boy put to sleep this morning... He seemed to become unwell suddenly...though I fear I didn't read the signals soon enough. The vet said kidney...
18:07 Mon 20th Jan 202031 answers, last by hereIam 17:28 Tue 21st Jan 2020
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Patsy33

Trial

A perpetual criminal offender is brought to the court house for trial. However the judge is a duck wearing robes and a powdered wig . The criminal is incensed, he shouts out "I will not be judged by a...
22:52 Sun 19th Jan 202023 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:18 Mon 20th Jan 2020

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