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Canary42

Fireworks Too Early

How silly letting off fireworks this early. The ones round here last night frightened the cat so much it shot up the Christmas Tree and pulled it over.
14:03 Sun 23rd Aug 20204 answers, last by maggiebee 16:18 Sun 23rd Aug 2020
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Canary42

No Hiding Place

Me (on telephone): Is this Gordon's Pizza? Google: No sir, it's Google Pizza. Me: I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry. Google: No sir, Google bought up Gordon’s Pizza last month. Me: OK. I would...
11:04 Mon 18th May 20202 answers, last by marval 14:11 Mon 18th May 2020
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ladybirder

Lions In Kruger National Park Sth Africa

Wow. I bet this is the first time in their lives they've felt safe to do that. Makes me smile, I hope it does you. xx https://twitter.com/SANParksKNP/status/1250453004094001152/photo/1...
15:25 Thu 16th Apr 202016 answers, last by ladybirder 15:35 Sat 18th Apr 2020
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Patsy33

Dog Kennels

My brother's Dog Kennels business is in trouble. He's called in the retrievers..
20:17 Tue 14th Apr 202016 answers, last by Canary42 22:51 Tue 14th Apr 2020
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Barsel

Songs About Walking

Following on from teacakes post about singing while out for a walk, I was wondering about some suitable songs to sing while out walking.I'll start with this one.Walk like a man....
10:26 Mon 30th Mar 202054 answers, last by EdmundD 14:42 Mon 30th Mar 2020
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Canary42

Stock-Piling

Apparently in Germany they are preparing for further crises by stock-piling sausage and cheese. This is a Wurst Kase scenario....
01:58 Mon 23rd Mar 20204 answers, last by marval 12:16 Mon 23rd Mar 2020
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Bobbisox1

It’S Lovely How Communities Are Pulling Together,

There’s a few springing up in and around Tyneside, mostly young people doing shopping and checking the needs of older ones, I’d imagine it must have been like this during the war years too...
12:41 Tue 17th Mar 202040 answers, last by marval 22:42 Tue 17th Mar 2020
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Chipchopper

You Have Mail

Opening this mornings post, one of the letters spilled rice all over the floor. I thought ah, that'l be from uncle Ben....
10:24 Tue 10th Mar 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:33 Tue 10th Mar 2020
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Chipchopper

Wiered Dream..

Last night I had the most strangest dream. I dreamed I was swimming in a sea of orange soda. I guess it was just a fanta sea....
08:19 Fri 28th Feb 20206 answers, last by Bazile 00:19 Sat 29th Feb 2020
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Chipchopper

Garden Ornaments

I see they had a couple of reindeer for sale at the garden cantre, all made out of woven vines. Thinking of putting them on my front lawn as a festive feature, so I checked the price tag but they were...
10:54 Fri 20th Dec 20194 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:46 Fri 20th Dec 2019
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Spicerack

Tom And Jerry..

Don't know who's enjoying it more. The little girl or the dad? http://tiny.cc/i0tfhz...
13:03 Mon 09th Dec 20193 answers, last by wolf63 18:57 Mon 09th Dec 2019
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Patsy33

Climbing Centre

I was at a climbing centre the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall. You couldn't make it up!
15:59 Sat 26th Oct 20196 answers, last by zebo 10:28 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Funny Church Bulletins

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not...
18:09 Tue 01st Oct 201921 answers, last by sanmac 22:36 Tue 01st Oct 2019
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maggiebee

Need A Job?

Carpenters urgently required............... Cabinet falling apart - apply to 10 Downing Street (No tools required, the building is full of them.)...
09:25 Thu 26th Sep 20197 answers, last by zebo 22:15 Fri 18th Oct 2019
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maggiebee

Warning

"WARNING TO VISITORS TO SCOTLAND" We have been asked by the SHPS ( Scottish Haggis Protection Society) to warn people about the dangers of Haggis Laying Season. The months of July and August are when...
19:48 Mon 22nd Jul 201917 answers, last by DTCwordfan 06:21 Tue 23rd Jul 2019
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Patsy33

My First Job.

One of my first jobs, was drilling holes for water. It was well boring......
15:18 Sun 21st Jul 201933 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:13 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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Spicerack

Chinese Junkie

So, I bumped into this Chinese junkie yesterday. He said 'Have you seen my cocaine'? 'Sure' I said 'as a matter of fact Zulu is one of my favourite films'....
13:57 Sat 20th Jul 20194 answers, last by Bazile 11:40 Sun 21st Jul 2019
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Patsy33

Lord Nelson

When Lord Nelson died, he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
17:54 Mon 10th Jun 20196 answers, last by Patsy33 18:23 Mon 10th Jun 2019
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Chipchopper

Time To Go...

I threw out my old vacuum cleaner today.......well it was only collecting dust!...
13:24 Mon 10th Jun 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:53 Mon 10th Jun 2019
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maggiebee

For The Record

Just for the record, a person born in 33 was 45 in 78.
16:36 Fri 07th Jun 201910 answers, last by marval 21:08 Fri 07th Jun 2019

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