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The builder is worried about my truss

and says he will need to plate it.
10:15 Wed 23rd Jun 20102 answers, last by bigfoot3000 11:29 Wed 23rd Jun 2010
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One of my neighbours has just

admired my roses. Do you think I should give her one?
16:24 Tue 22nd Jun 201013 answers, last by Seafarer1966 17:22 Tue 22nd Jun 2010
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So that's OK then

The former prime minister's wife, who sits as a judge as Cherie Booth QC, told Shamso Miah that she would suspend his prison sentence because he was a "religious man". Miah, a devout Muslim,...
11:28 Mon 21st Jun 20109 answers, last by jake-the-peg 15:48 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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What about that Andy Pandy

Wishing he's Muffin the Mule
09:12 Mon 21st Jun 20104 answers, last by carrust 10:00 Mon 21st Jun 2010
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Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning. As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores. As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it...
17:20 Sat 19th Jun 20101 answer, last by boxtops 17:23 Sat 19th Jun 2010
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Is your glass

Half full or half empty?
15:07 Thu 17th Jun 201024 answers, last by in a mo 20:26 Thu 17th Jun 2010
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Communicating with Alien life forms

Every so often we hear that scientists have transmitted radio messages out into deep space in the hope of being able to communicate with alien life. If there is life out there it will likely be at a...
10:10 Wed 16th Jun 201014 answers, last by squarebear 12:25 Wed 16th Jun 2010
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Husband Down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Speckled Hen and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife....
09:10 Wed 16th Jun 20109 answers, last by MarkRae 15:13 Sat 19th Jun 2010
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What’s the difference between Cheryl Cole and a Volcano ?

Answer: One is still blowing Ash.
11:18 Tue 15th Jun 20103 answers, last by supersuezy24 12:19 Tue 15th Jun 2010
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A father entered his daughter’s bedroom

and saw a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands. Dear Mum and Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I’ve eloped with my...
11:15 Tue 15th Jun 201023 answers, last by McMouse 15:37 Wed 16th Jun 2010
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What’s the difference between Cheryl Cole and a Volcano ?

Answer: One is still blowing Ash.
11:04 Tue 15th Jun 20101 answer, last by ChuckFickens 11:04 Tue 15th Jun 2010
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Breakthrough on cheap fuel

American scientists have finally developed a car that runs on water! Sadly, so far it only works with the water from the Gulf of Mexico.
11:02 Tue 15th Jun 20101 answer, last by Garmard 11:03 Tue 15th Jun 2010
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How Politics Works

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’ Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your...
10:58 Tue 15th Jun 2010
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The Vicar Buys a Parrot

'Now, you're sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?' he inquired. 'Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot', 'the storekeeper assures him. 'Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the...
17:42 Thu 10th Jun 20103 answers, last by mrs.chappie 11:10 Sat 12th Jun 2010
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This Will Rot More than Your Teeth

The hospital's consulting dietician was giving a lecture to several community nurses from the Southampton area of Hampshire. 'The rubbish we put into our stomachs and consume should have killed most...
17:21 Thu 10th Jun 20102 answers, last by Francis Asis 18:13 Thu 10th Jun 2010
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I can understand this!

An American tourist asks an Irish diver: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fukcin...
16:25 Thu 10th Jun 20104 answers, last by keithlbw 20:30 Thu 10th Jun 2010
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Let me see if I understand this…

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labour. If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely. If you cross the Afghan border illegally you get...
15:54 Wed 09th Jun 201011 answers, last by Tizzi24 18:24 Wed 09th Jun 2010
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So true

Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.. Just before takeoff, a rabbi sat down in the aisle seat. After...
15:25 Wed 09th Jun 2010
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Should Gary Glitter get a Peerage?

Considering John Prescott is being enobled and all the other retired Westminster pond-life.
16:41 Tue 08th Jun 201017 answers, last by smudge 18:55 Tue 08th Jun 2010
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Terrible Quotes

This is the infamous one from Donald Rumsfeld. Anyone know any other corkers? "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are...
14:38 Tue 08th Jun 201010 answers, last by jno 17:00 Tue 08th Jun 2010

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