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Missing Person

Has anyone seen the brooding Jock aka Gordon Brown?
15:11 Fri 04th Jun 20107 answers, last by steg 17:48 Fri 04th Jun 2010
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Is you rim

Clean?
15:38 Wed 02nd Jun 20107 answers, last by stewey 15:55 Wed 02nd Jun 2010
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I think I've got Asparagus Syndrome

Anyone know of a treatment or cure?
12:43 Tue 01st Jun 201015 answers, last by McMouse 16:50 Wed 02nd Jun 2010
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The Back Pew

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his...
12:13 Tue 01st Jun 20105 answers, last by askyourgran 19:40 Tue 01st Jun 2010
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What did you have for breakfast today?

Mine was fresh sqeezed orange juice, 2 soft boiled eggs with marmite soldiers and celery salt, pot of tea.
10:31 Fri 28th May 201032 answers, last by TTG 15:37 Fri 28th May 2010
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What do you think?

There was a time when I could sit on a bench by the common and watch the young mums playing with the toddlers on the swings and slide. Now I hurry past, in this climate where older men are seen as...
10:43 Tue 25th May 201061 answers, last by bobjugs12 12:46 Tue 25th May 2010
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***DVLA NEWSFLASH:***

In order to assist other motorists to identify potentially dangerous drivers, it's now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and driving ability to display a warning flag. The flag...
10:12 Mon 24th May 20107 answers, last by cazzz1975 13:01 Mon 24th May 2010
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A new supermarket has opened near us

It has an automatic water mister to keep the vegetables fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk aisle, you hear cows...
10:33 Thu 20th May 201011 answers, last by supersuezy24 11:49 Thu 20th May 2010
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Wisdom of the aged

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,...
15:48 Mon 17th May 20101 answer, last by redman41 15:51 Mon 17th May 2010
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What's wrong with prejudice?

Provided there is no discrimination or incitement to racial hatred etc, is it so wrong to have a pre-conceived opinion that is not borne out by fact. When I used to travel extensively I came across so...
15:29 Mon 17th May 201012 answers, last by ummmm 16:38 Mon 17th May 2010
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DEFENCE FOR SPEEDING

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph; enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left....
11:37 Wed 12th May 20103 answers, last by carrust 09:39 Thu 13th May 2010
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If only

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won the lottery?" She says, "I'd take half, then leave you." "Excellent," he replies, "I won £12, so here's...
10:01 Sat 01st May 2010
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How do you get

an avatar?
16:32 Mon 26th Apr 201015 answers, last by paddywak 17:03 Mon 26th Apr 2010
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What the hell is a near-miss?

If you nearly miss something, don't you hit it
13:03 Wed 14th Apr 20106 answers, last by Old_Geezer 16:15 Wed 14th Apr 2010
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Does anyone know

how to set a laser printer to stun?...
12:48 Wed 14th Apr 20102 answers, last by mazie 12:50 Wed 14th Apr 2010
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Did Adam and Eve

have belly buttons?
12:21 Wed 14th Apr 20104 answers, last by McMouse 12:31 Wed 14th Apr 2010
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Do butterflies remember

life as a caterpillar?
11:22 Wed 14th Apr 20109 answers, last by society 13:25 Wed 14th Apr 2010
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Filling her cavity

Just took a call from a bloke who wanted to speak to Mrs McM about filling her cavity. I know she was talking about wall insulation the other day but it did make me think.
11:59 Mon 12th Apr 201016 answers, last by McMouse 12:25 Mon 12th Apr 2010

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