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McMouse

New Device

Can’t access AB on new IPad having forgotten p/w. Can’t seem to get past p/w reset routine as it is not taking the code. Help please...
13:28 Wed 22nd Feb 20234 answers, last by ABSpareEditor 15:40 Fri 24th Feb 2023
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MissTerious2

Off Grid Homes

Posted this on CB because more likely to be seen. Have any off-grid ABers received the £200 government payment that started on 6th February, To be paid through electricity suppliers. Our oil suppliers...
11:26 Tue 21st Feb 202321 answers, last by MissTerious2 20:51 Tue 21st Feb 2023
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sandyRoe

Would It Be Considered Too Woke To Hope That...

... derogatory phrases aimed at other nations fell out of use? An example, 'Dutch oven', used colloquially to describe foetid flatulence deliberately trapped under the bedclothes. Others include,...
14:21 Tue 24th Jan 202315 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:43 Tue 24th Jan 2023
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Bazile

Boris

Boris will be fighting his seat at the election...
10:36 Fri 02nd Dec 202217 answers, last by McMouse 14:55 Fri 02nd Dec 2022
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Bobbisox1

He’ll Be Missed?

https://news.sky.com/story/ian-blackford-stepping-down-as-snps-westminster-leader-12759390 For being very vocal...
11:50 Thu 01st Dec 202230 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:10 Fri 02nd Dec 2022
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pastafreak

I Just Took Delivery Of...an Airfyer.

I'd given up during the Black Friday sales...nothing in stock. I'd also decided against the Instant Pot as it would be too heavy for me. Wednesday I was browsing Amazon and came across a warehouse...
13:32 Fri 02nd Dec 202216 answers, last by barry1010 12:50 Sat 03rd Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine. I've added fruit and lemonade, and now she's sangria than ever.
06:53 Wed 30th Nov 20227 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:41 Wed 30th Nov 2022
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gulliver1

Coming To A House Next Door To You Shortly.

Liz Truss is planning to allow thousands of immigrants to come to the UK to fill the Thousands of job vacancies that the Brits don't want. Mainly agricultural workers ,and hightech Broadband...
11:27 Wed 05th Oct 202247 answers, last by bobbinwales 19:45 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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Shaglene

Silly Chicken Ones...................

Why was the chicken under arrest? The police officer suspected fowl play. How did the chicken make sure it was awake on time? It used an alarm cluck. What's the best way to learn about chickens? Read...
15:57 Fri 25th Feb 20222 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:00 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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Rondy

Grenades

Paddy and Mick find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the Police station. Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?" Paddy:"We'll say we only found two!"...
17:45 Thu 24th Feb 20221 answer, last by McMouse 12:04 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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malagabob

Great Tits

Great Tits. That’s the ones with a longer tail right? Saw one checking out one of my bird boxes. Saw a video of a blue tit from first inspection of box to first egg 46 days....
10:20 Thu 24th Feb 202214 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:10 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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McMouse

The Butcher

I asked the butcher for some tripe. He gave me a box set of ‘Love Island’...
16:43 Thu 24th Feb 20224 answers, last by McMouse 16:53 Thu 24th Feb 2022
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Tinapersist

Should A Girl Pursue A Guy Or Just Wait?

I feel attracted to a guy, but I don't know what to do.
03:25 Thu 24th Feb 202211 answers, last by davebro 16:33 Thu 24th Feb 2022
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Rondy

The Ancestor

The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to the UK from the USA . They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children and grandchildren. They hired a...
16:08 Thu 24th Feb 20224 answers, last by zebo 12:34 Fri 25th Feb 2022
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Chipchopper

Book Shop

I went into a bookshop, and asked the assistant if they had any talking books, "wait a minute" she said. "Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit ?"...
15:30 Wed 23rd Feb 20224 answers, last by McMouse 13:42 Thu 24th Feb 2022
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wolf63

Ouch! ... Porcupine:1 Dog:0

The poor lad took on a Porcupine, and lost, twice. Will he learn his lesson?...
03:00 Wed 23rd Feb 20228 answers, last by dannyk13 14:09 Wed 23rd Feb 2022
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Chipchopper

Primates

Q, What haircare products do apes prefer to use ? A, Vidal baboon....
20:00 Tue 22nd Feb 20226 answers, last by maggiebee 12:21 Wed 23rd Feb 2022
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fender62

Lawyer Injected Food With His Blood

a very strange man indeed and a lawyer to boot, i cannot get my hear around going into stores and injecting his own blood into products, not like its blackmail for cash, guy must be well off...
15:46 Tue 22nd Feb 202215 answers, last by Ellipsis 19:48 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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Rondy

In A Well

The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in well last week." "Good Lord!"...
13:57 Tue 22nd Feb 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 14:02 Tue 22nd Feb 2022
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Bazile

Meanwhile In Other News

Birmingham hit by earthquake Anyone in Brum felt it ? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-60476022...
12:10 Tue 22nd Feb 20227 answers, last by McMouse 13:55 Tue 22nd Feb 2022

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