I was walking down the street earlier today when a lorry driver pulled up alongside me and said, "Excuse me, I'm looking for the the accident site involving a van carrying a load of cutlery." "No...
hopefully, for a giggle. Who would you team up with and what would you search for? Who would you pair together? I'd pair Voltage and Patsy and send them off for hidden gems of jokes, as well as...
Friend got a guy out to put an TV aerial on for her. He was charging £55 - any way she asked him "could you go a bit lower" - "well I could do it for you for £40 but it mightn't work". Did you ever....
Strange atmosphere here today with weather. It looks slightly hazy, the sun looks an orangey red and it's getting very windy. Probably a storm brewing! We are in SW. What's it like where you live? (...
http://www.bbc.com/sport/american-football/41630253 let's see, embarrass the team, embarrass the country, opt out of your own contract with one of the great NFL teams and wonder why he isn't getting...
I've never given it much thought until today when I discovered that black grapes require a day/night change in temperature to develop their dark colour. A probably useless snippet of trivia but I...
I notice in your reply about congestion that you said you have a degree in Mathematics. I was useless at maths but did manage to obtain an "O" level in the subject back in the sixties. However, a...
I've built a couple of raised beds in my back garden and my intentions are to grow onions, garlic, beans & peas in them. So this weekend I'm thinking off emptying my old grow bags into the beds then...
Anyone any recommendations please for brand/value for money?
We're hoping our new-to-us one will be delivered if not today, then tomorrow and we've never had one before....
Hi all As some you may know I volunteer at a community garden. Our tomatoes - grown in a polly tunnel in raised beds had a lot of blight this year- although offending plants have been removed this...
For all the emails and texts of support I got during my absence. I would especially like to thank the person or persons that wrote to my employer, pointing them in the direction of this office. Hope...
Radical plan to unify Yorkshire under elected mayor and give devolved powers to the region http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4961128/Yorkshire-devolution-plan-powers-given-region.html Appologies...
Hi all, I'm after a miller/grinder for flax seed, it is too light for all my mixers & blender, but too oily for my grinders & keeps clogging up. Any ideas please, thanx....
