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starone

English from around the world

In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor's office, Rome:...
10:23 Thu 01st Mar 20127 answers, last by marval 17:04 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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starone

Advice for tiger

As we all know, Tiger returned to golf after a 5 month hiatus. We seniors have put together some words of advice he may want to follow... Senior Wisdom for Tiger When you see a woman.... And want her...
10:34 Thu 01st Mar 20123 answers, last by marval 17:01 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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ramasus

Does anyone want to stop smoking today

I am going to stop today and if anybody want to join me and we can keep in touch to keep up motivated. The more the better.
10:32 Thu 01st Mar 201213 answers, last by askyourgran 20:07 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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maggiebee

RIP

I was so sorry to hear of the death of David Rathband, the PC blinded by gunman Raoul Moat. Obviously I don't know the circumstances but being blinded must have been so traumatic for an active police...
09:45 Thu 01st Mar 20128 answers, last by katdarn79 18:58 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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andy-hughes

Davy Jones R.I.P.

Sad loss - one of the greatest of the sixties pop bands. Oh I feel my age now ...!...
18:32 Wed 29th Feb 201222 answers, last by chi-chi66 10:44 Thu 01st Mar 2012
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fruitsalad

silver shampoo

Hi can anyone recommend a good silver shampoo to tone down the yellowing in blonde hair? tia
09:52 Thu 01st Mar 20129 answers, last by manuela1 05:05 Sat 13th Apr 2013
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McMouse

Diamond Jubilee Present for the Queen

Would you donate to an AB collection for a pressie for the Queen, and if so what do you think we should get her?
14:50 Mon 27th Feb 201225 answers, last by tenrec 18:44 Mon 27th Feb 2012
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missprim

Upstairs Downstairs

So next week we are to see lesbian scenes 'in the hope of pulling in more viewers.' What's your opinion on this?...
12:22 Mon 27th Feb 201210 answers, last by Ric.ror 20:42 Wed 29th Feb 2012
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Booldawg

Naff music thread

you know the format; has to be naff but trying to take itself seriously at the same time. Lets kick this off with Paul Robinson from Neighbours :-)
08:53 Mon 27th Feb 201237 answers, last by andy-hughes 00:39 Tue 28th Feb 2012
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missprim

Cup of tea for one.

If you are making tea for one, do you make it in a cup, mug or a teapot and how long would you leave the bag in for?
14:31 Sat 25th Feb 201232 answers, last by Valeriea 08:33 Mon 27th Feb 2012
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sunny-dave

It's Friday Night - I want a Chippy tea

Apparently it's National Chip Week :+) . ....
17:29 Fri 24th Feb 201225 answers, last by carandrog 00:02 Sat 25th Feb 2012
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wildwood

A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"...
01:23 Fri 24th Feb 20124 answers, last by maggiebee 13:33 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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missprim

Cold calling

Had a phone call today from my Broadband and telephone supplier trying to flog me something for my mobile. How annoying is it when they say 'Hi, and how are you today?' I swear one of these days I...
00:40 Fri 24th Feb 201217 answers, last by weecalf 12:52 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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Jemisa

The blonde & the Lord...

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started...
17:02 Thu 23rd Feb 20126 answers, last by wildwood 01:26 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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MustangLady

Did anyone see photos of Dawn French today?

Did anyone see the photos of Dawn French today in the newspaper? I didn't recognise her, she has lost loads of weight but in the photos shown today I actually think they made her look so much older,...
22:08 Thu 23rd Feb 201230 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:42 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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Jemisa

The best answer...

Now we can nominate 'The best answer' why do most choose not to? When I think my thread has finished I then nominate. I think it gives ABers the satisfaction that you have taken on board what they...
23:45 Thu 23rd Feb 201242 answers, last by EvianBaby 17:59 Wed 14th Mar 2012
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JackDanielsU

Lets go a bearbhuntin'

A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but he can't get any closer so he aims his rifle and pulls the trigger. He can see he's hit the bear, so he sets off after it. When he finally catches...
00:05 Tue 21st Feb 20124 answers, last by marval 17:00 Tue 21st Feb 2012
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Jemisa

Relationships - Marriage.

Relationships - Marriage - Q. How can you tell if your wife is dead? A. The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q. How can you tell if your husband is dead? A. The sex is the same but you get to...
23:47 Mon 20th Feb 20127 answers, last by roger 20:24 Tue 21st Feb 2012
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starone

the value of a catholic education and a pencil

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the...
17:39 Mon 20th Feb 20123 answers, last by missprim 01:27 Tue 21st Feb 2012
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flipnflap

Up or Down?

Please can any of you who watched Upstairs Downstairs last night tell me what you thought. Thumbs up or thumbs down? I've recorded it and want to know if I should bother.
17:09 Mon 20th Feb 201211 answers, last by chrissa1 16:20 Tue 21st Feb 2012

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