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Spicerack

Monkeys

Mickey was on his way to the zoo to deliver a consignment of monkeys when his van breaks down. The monkeys really needed to get to the zoo so Mickey calls his friend Paddy. Mickey says: "Paddy, I'll...
09:45 Fri 20th Sep 201914 answers, last by hereIam 16:40 Fri 20th Sep 2019
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Chipchopper

Phone 'n' Games...

I connected my new phone to the cloud. When I checked on it later, I found I had a load of mist calls....
11:42 Mon 12th Aug 20196 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:33 Mon 12th Aug 2019
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spathiphyllum

John Mccririck Has Died

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/horse-racing/48881290...
10:32 Fri 05th Jul 201949 answers, last by agchristie 14:33 Sat 06th Jul 2019
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Spicerack

More Bad News

Our amateur dramatic society has cancelled its latest production because of a mystery electrical failure. We are powerless to act.
14:23 Sun 16th Jun 20199 answers, last by Patsy33 15:33 Sun 16th Jun 2019
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maggiebee

Gym

Try resistance training Refuse to go the the gym...
13:27 Wed 29th May 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 14:52 Wed 29th May 2019
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Gizmonster

She's From Oldham :)

I was chatting a young lady up last night ..... Things were going great, until I asked her where she was from ...... She said, "Oldham". ..... So I did ....... and that's when she slapped me ..........
09:48 Sun 19th May 20192 answers, last by marval 13:55 Sun 19th May 2019
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Groupie

Just Heard

The man who invented Bingo has died R.i. P Tom Bowler
20:34 Wed 08th May 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 21:44 Wed 08th May 2019
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elliemay1

The Bay (Final Episode)

What did you think of how it ended?
12:40 Thu 25th Apr 201919 answers, last by elliemay1 14:59 Fri 26th Apr 2019
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Canary42

I've Got A Photographic Memory, Sadly It's Never Developed.

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. The...
12:09 Sat 23rd Feb 20198 answers, last by marval 18:45 Sat 23rd Feb 2019
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spathiphyllum

Text Convo Me To Mum

Me: I've got a sti any suggestions on how to get rid of it? Mum: Honestly? What you got son? Me: God knows, i've just noticed it there when i've looked in the mirror Me: It's like a bruise but i only...
14:21 Wed 20th Feb 201914 answers, last by spathiphyllum 15:42 Wed 20th Feb 2019
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Groupie

I Have Piles And Piles Of Ironing To Do

I don't know which is worse.
14:44 Wed 30th Jan 20193 answers, last by Patsy33 14:49 Wed 30th Jan 2019
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naomi24

The Best Of Parents Baaa None!

Roberta, a miniature donkey left orphaned when her mother died shortly after giving birth to her, has been adopted by two sheep, Lamby and Snowy. Nature can be so cruel - but sometimes it's just...
07:49 Wed 30th Jan 201910 answers, last by Pyxis 18:33 Wed 30th Jan 2019
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boona

Late For Work And Got A Punishment

Hello everyone, one morning last wk our town woke up to thick ice and slippery roads, it was a morning when I start work at 8.30am and I drop my daughter off at school beforehand. I got up at the same...
19:10 Mon 28th Jan 201936 answers, last by MallyJ 18:31 Tue 29th Jan 2019
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xacross

Rte Guide 5

Make an endless hames out of an exclamation (4) A?E? Thanks very much...
08:49 Tue 22nd Jan 20193 answers, last by xacross 08:55 Tue 22nd Jan 2019
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Canary42

True Irony

A newsagent shop which is [i] moving [i] premises has the word "STATIONARY" scribed on the new shop front....
11:36 Mon 14th Jan 20195 answers, last by wiltsman 19:33 Tue 15th Jan 2019
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albaqwerty

There Is No Angry Way To Say

Bubbles :) xx...
23:40 Sat 05th Jan 201921 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:03 Sun 06th Jan 2019
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spathiphyllum

Fishy

Man walks into a shop: Can i have a plastic bag please? Shop keeper: It’s in the fish.. sir....
20:07 Sun 30th Dec 20187 answers, last by spathiphyllum 09:32 Mon 31st Dec 2018
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BANANASPLITS

Russell Hobbs ....

RIP Russell hobbs the inventor of boiling water. You shall be mist....
13:26 Mon 05th Nov 20185 answers, last by BANANASPLITS 14:37 Mon 05th Nov 2018
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Shaglene

Male Logic............

THIS IS A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS WIFE. PLEASE NOTE THAT SHE ASKS SEVEN QUESTIONS, WHICH HE ANSWERS QUITE SIMPLY. BUT THEN SHE IS SPEECHLESS AFTER ANSWERING ONLY ONE QUESTION FROM HIM I BET...
12:18 Mon 08th Oct 20186 answers, last by Canary42 19:49 Mon 08th Oct 2018
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Gizmonster

Serious Question ..... Ish :)

If we can sue McDonalds for making us fat ..... and cigarette companies for giving us cancer ..... why can't we sue Smirnoff (et al) for all the ugly gits we've slept with ??...
20:35 Wed 19th Sep 20183 answers, last by Gizmonster 22:14 Wed 19th Sep 2018

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