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Life

Spoiler alert: You die in the end....

What Flavor ?

A man walks into a corner shop and asks the shopkeeper: "do you have any helicopter flavored crisps please ?". Shopkeeper: "sorry Sir, we only have plain"...

DTCwordfan

This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and foul vocabulary. He tries everything to change the bird's attitude and clean up its talk but nothing works. Finally, in a moment of desperation,...

gness

Bliss Tonight.....

Bliss doesn't say enough about this NTLive production of Twelfth Night.......it was fantastic! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5xoRm8BGX0...

Shaglene

1-2-3-4...........

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift token from his wife. The token paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile...

naomi24

The Best Street Guitarist Ever

Such is this man's reputation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znHpAfL9ReU Wow! As a run of the mill 'plonker' (so to speak), I'm impressed!...

Groupie

Groan

My wife said "I'm thinking about joining the KKK. I'm not racist or anything, I just want to know how they get their sheets so effing white...

woff

Frozen Dessert Items 4-4

-h-c -c-s

mayfield7

Golf Help

My hubby got for his 50th Birthday a gift bag which included a half drunk bottle of apple fruit shoot, a tin of garden peas, a fountain firework, a piece of what looks like sandlewood, a wrapper from...

TWR

Do You Feel Guilty

when you see the ads about Famine in Africa? Children going without food / drinking dirty water.

Stewart55ad

Friday Daily Express

Friday daily Express Keith Aitkins crossword. 28 down. Can't understand the clue. It looks like llka. It's five letters I have E?E?Y....

NoMercy

What's For Dinner Tonight?

When the Ayatollah gets back from the pub, we're having Lasagne, fancy garlic bread and A bottle of SD's recommended Albarone from Aldi. There's also a Cremant Rosé if the mood takes us. What's on...

marval

I Bought

I bought a stock car to race with. It was all going well until it rained. I was left in a puddle of gravy....

Lismor

Crossword

You might not realise at first how great one is, as this sparkles off-fairway. 5:7

Ptsmith127

Daily Mail

26d One gatecrashing Scottish party with English bird (5) s-i-e

curlyperm11

Name Ideas For A Male Shihtzu Puppy?...

Be happy to hear your ideas?...

maggiebee

Curtains

When I got home tonight, I noticed the curtains were drawn. The furniture was real though.

JackDunwoody

Cape Times Cryptic Crossword

4d The key from the safe? (4) N?T? (Likely answer is NOTE which relates to key in a music sense but where does "the safe" come in)...

Chipchopper

North Pole Poser

Q) How does the Inuit construction worker build homes ? A) Igloos em together!...