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The New Boss

A company, feeling it is time for a shakeup, hires a new Chairman. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the Chairman notices a guy leaning on a...
09:38 Sun 09th Jan 20222 answers, last by maggiebee 14:46 Sun 09th Jan 2022
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Mt Grandad

My grandad saw the Titanic and told me that he kept telling people it would sink if it hits an iceberg but no one wanted to listen to him. He was a brave man and he wouldn't give up and he kept...
19:14 Sat 08th Jan 20221 answer, last by McMouse 19:20 Sat 08th Jan 2022
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Three Couples

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, Nurses are known to be hot...
13:05 Sat 08th Jan 2022
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Dinner

Her: "At least invite me out to dinner." Him: "I don't go out with married women." Her: "But I'm your wife." Him: "That's no excuse, I make no exceptions."...
15:37 Fri 07th Jan 2022
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Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo has apparently tested positive as being the best footballer in the world. Fans of other clubs have pointed out that he's not showing any symptoms....
12:30 Fri 07th Jan 2022
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Divorce

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviewed some papers and then said, 'please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.' 'Because,' the man said, 'I live in a...
12:28 Thu 06th Jan 2022
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The Money Jar

A guy walks up and sees a jar of money in a bar. The Barman says you need to do 3 things to get all the money. 1. He points over to a big guy, 6'9" 280 lbs. You have to walk up to him and knock him...
18:42 Wed 05th Jan 20222 answers, last by Peter Pedant 23:00 Wed 05th Jan 2022
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Antiques Roadshow

I once took a stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow. The chap said, "This is very rare, do you know what it would fetch if it was in good condition?" I replied "Dunno, a few sticks i suppose?"...
13:28 Wed 05th Jan 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:13 Wed 05th Jan 2022
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On Safari

A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens up her husband and they both set off to find the...
13:18 Wed 05th Jan 20221 answer, last by aelmpvw 13:23 Wed 05th Jan 2022
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Unfaithful

Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy. "What would you say if I told you that I've been sleeping with your best friend?" she asked...
16:18 Tue 04th Jan 20222 answers, last by Spicerack 15:27 Wed 05th Jan 2022
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Greek Marriage

A young virgin marries a Greek man, and before the wedding her father tells her that, being Greek, her husband may ask her to turn the other way in bed one day, but that she doesn't have to do it if...
12:18 Mon 03rd Jan 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

The weekly Sunday quiz is tonight at 7pm just follow the link below. It's free amd fun https://stin.to/f0blx#...
18:45 Sun 02nd Jan 2022
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Dogging

While driving around yesterday I came across a dogging site. You know, where couples park and have sex while others watch. So I thought I'd stop and join in. It was ok, but unfortunately I failed my...
16:39 Sun 02nd Jan 20226 answers, last by postman44 17:00 Sun 02nd Jan 2022
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Flat Tyres

On his way home from work a man noticed his tyres were going flat. So he nipped into his local petrol station to inflate the tyres. After he'd done that the lady forecourt attendant asked for £2....
15:55 Sun 02nd Jan 20222 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:37 Sun 02nd Jan 2022
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My Siblings

I have five siblings . . . three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my mum about how she had changed as a mother from her first child to her last. She told me she really had...
10:18 Sun 02nd Jan 20221 answer, last by Canary42 13:49 Sun 02nd Jan 2022
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Death Notice

When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered then a good friend of the family phoned and...
16:16 Sat 01st Jan 20221 answer, last by davebro 16:20 Sat 01st Jan 2022
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Dead Camel

There are three premiership teams stranded in a desert - Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal. They have been there for one week when they finally come across a dead camel. The Man United players...
10:11 Sat 01st Jan 20226 answers, last by Bazile 10:35 Sat 01st Jan 2022
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Last 2021 Funnies

As my wife and I were leaving for a night out, the babysitter told us to take as long as we like. That was five years ago... I hope she's enjoying being a parent! __________ I'll never forget my...
18:32 Fri 31st Dec 20211 answer, last by brian j john 23:29 Fri 31st Dec 2021
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Posh Restaurant

When the waitress in a posh London restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't...
14:20 Thu 30th Dec 20212 answers, last by Canary42 23:41 Thu 30th Dec 2021
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American Tourists

A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old Scottish castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in...
18:03 Wed 29th Dec 20212 answers, last by Georgiesmum 01:07 Fri 31st Dec 2021

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