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Amytat

As Funny As

What’s the funniest ending of the above sentence please?...
18:54 Wed 15th Mar 20237 answers, last by Shaglene 11:36 Thu 16th Mar 2023
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maggiebee

Just Deserts

Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that is draped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!" he says He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets. It wasn't a bacon tree, it was...
11:59 Mon 20th Feb 20231 answer, last by Shaglene 18:52 Tue 21st Feb 2023
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Ken4155

Mummy, Mummy

Child; "Mummy, mummy, can i play with grandad?" Mother; "No, you've dug him up twice already this week." *********************************************** Child; "Mummy, mummy, i don't like grandad."...
10:04 Sat 31st Dec 20223 answers, last by Shaglene 14:36 Thu 05th Jan 2023
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Rondy

Pedro And Rosita

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." Oh no, not now,...
15:41 Thu 22nd Dec 20224 answers, last by david small 17:12 Mon 09th Jan 2023
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Rondy

Rabbit

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the...
15:19 Sun 18th Dec 20222 answers, last by Shaglene 11:24 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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William51

My Wife Went Away.

An old one. "My wife went to the West Indies". " Jamaica?". " No, she went on her own accord!"....
19:00 Tue 13th Dec 20224 answers, last by zabado 09:26 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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Rondy

Constipated

A construction worker goes to a doctor and complains about constipation. The doctor examines him, takes a cricket bat and whacks him on the ***. The guy goes to the bathroom, washes himself and comes...
12:22 Mon 12th Dec 20227 answers, last by William51 17:23 Mon 12th Dec 2022
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Shaglene

A Few..................

A car hit an elderly man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."...
11:33 Sun 04th Dec 20224 answers, last by Shaglene 09:20 Mon 05th Dec 2022
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maggiebee

Magician

Man gave up chocolate to become a magician. He told his friends "I have a few twix up my sleeve."...
11:05 Sat 03rd Dec 202213 answers, last by Ken4155 18:16 Sat 03rd Dec 2022
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1ozzy

People Kept,,

,,bumping their heads walking down my stairs, so I put up a warning sign. https://ibb.co/BZCsY5k...
06:41 Sun 06th Nov 202219 answers, last by Shaglene 13:56 Sun 06th Nov 2022
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Rondy

A Willy Poem

A Willy Poem My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout! Time was when, of it's own accord, From my trousers it would spring But now it is a...
11:26 Sun 06th Nov 20223 answers, last by davebro 13:56 Sun 06th Nov 2022
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Rondy

Kid In The Store

The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried...
13:31 Fri 04th Nov 202215 answers, last by Patsy33 18:35 Fri 04th Nov 2022
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Chipchopper

Best Of 7

Q) What day of the week do dogs look forward to most of all ? A) chewsday...
09:49 Tue 25th Oct 20224 answers, last by zebo 20:13 Tue 25th Oct 2022
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Rondy

Clever Dog

A bloke walks into a pub and sees three men and a dog playing poker. He says to the landlord, "flip me, that must be one clever dog." "Not really", said the landlord. "Every time he gets a good hand...
13:10 Tue 25th Oct 20223 answers, last by DTCwordfan 14:07 Tue 25th Oct 2022
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Rondy

A Woman's Work

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the...
07:06 Sun 23rd Oct 20223 answers, last by Bazile 10:11 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
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Rondy

Thoughts For The Day

Thoughts for the day: Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right...
12:07 Sat 22nd Oct 202210 answers, last by Spicerack 19:46 Sat 22nd Oct 2022
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Rondy

Willie

Willie, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, " said Willie. The doctor gave...
12:26 Fri 12th Aug 20222 answers, last by Shaglene 17:49 Fri 12th Aug 2022
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Rondy

Molly The Camel

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the...
16:06 Sat 23rd Jul 20222 answers, last by William51 18:27 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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maggiebee

Drinks

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can | get you?" "Pop" goes the weasel....
10:04 Thu 21st Jul 202212 answers, last by Shaglene 17:51 Thu 21st Jul 2022
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Rondy

Stevie Wonder

Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request. One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and...
10:01 Tue 19th Jul 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 16:59 Tue 19th Jul 2022

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