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British Monarchs.

If you could have been any British King or Queen which one would it have been and why ?. For myself Charles 2ND, you can work out why yourselves lol....
15:28 Sun 03rd Jun 201276 answers, last by tiggerblue10 18:46 Sun 03rd Jun 2012
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LOL, LOL, LOL.

I have just come back from my local car wash, had a mini valet on my run-around car a Peugeot 307 Diesel £12.50p they did the mini valet and no one asked for the money so I just got back in the...
15:29 Sun 27th May 2012111 answers, last by Sqad 16:54 Sun 27th May 2012
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Offencive

A gay,an alcoholic and a chronic smoker go to a health clinic. The doctor says if they indulge one more time they will die. On the way home from the health clinic the alcoholic sees a bar, has one...
15:55 Tue 22nd May 20125 answers, last by tenrec 21:49 Tue 22nd May 2012
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Alec Mcleish.

Has he had the sack yet and if not why not ?.
10:10 Mon 14th May 201214 answers, last by tonyav 10:14 Tue 15th May 2012
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Well I'm chuffed.

My Meerkat has arrived, it has come all the way from Meerkovo and her name is Maiya.
12:54 Sat 12th May 201217 answers, last by tonyav 09:57 Sun 13th May 2012
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Apple.

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The ITit will cost £499 TO £699, depending on cup size and speaker size. This is a major social...
16:29 Sun 29th Apr 20127 answers, last by Jemisa 00:30 Mon 30th Apr 2012
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Teen's

Following on from Tilly's thread, what do you miss from your Teenage years ?
15:47 Fri 20th Apr 201260 answers, last by tonyav 10:30 Sat 21st Apr 2012
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Fog.

I thought it was supposed to be a nice sunny day today, but where i live it is very foggy ( Walsall, West Midlands ). Whats it like where you live ?.
10:39 Sat 24th Mar 201218 answers, last by Jenna1978 12:43 Sat 24th Mar 2012
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Villa v Bolton.

Sky sport have announced that Tuesday nights Premier league match at Villa park has been postponed.
17:35 Sun 18th Mar 20123 answers, last by solvitquick 21:30 Sun 18th Mar 2012
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The wife 2

The wife gave me 50 quid and told me to go out and buy something that makes her look sexy...... should have seen her face when i come home p!ssed !?!...
13:36 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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The wife.

The wife said to me yesterday '' I bet you can't go one day without cracking a joke about my periods '' I said '' your on ''...
12:16 Sun 26th Feb 20121 answer, last by Jemisa 13:22 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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Statistics.

Statistics show 25% of women in the country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary... 75% of the mad b@stards are running about on no medication at all....
15:59 Sun 19th Feb 20121 answer, last by wildwood 03:45 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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New girlfriend.

My new Thai girlfriend says that having a small penis won't affect our relationship. Whether she's right or not, i'd prefer it if she didn't have one at all....
15:54 Sun 19th Feb 20123 answers, last by wildwood 03:43 Mon 20th Feb 2012
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Dingles.

Bloody hell, the Dingles have just had a mauling. Lost 5 - 1 at home to the Baggies. Any bets on Mick Mccarthy getting the sack tomorrow.
17:13 Sun 12th Feb 20124 answers, last by mightyWBA 22:30 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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Two women.

Two women talking. 'Do you look at your husband's face when you have sex ?' 'I did once and he looked really angry.' 'Why angry ?. 'Because he was watching from the window.'...
17:12 Sun 05th Feb 20123 answers, last by shooty 19:41 Sun 05th Feb 2012
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Door.

I held the door open for a gorgeous blonde in the pub last night. My wife said, '' You've never held the door open for me.'' I said, '' what about the time you threatened to leave.''...
17:00 Sun 05th Feb 20124 answers, last by shooty 19:40 Sun 05th Feb 2012
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My wife.

My wife was motified when her PIP breast implant ruptured and beganslowly leaking industrial grade silcone ! However, she's now had her nipples pierced and we've been able to seal around the bath,...
15:08 Sun 29th Jan 20121 answer, last by keithlbw 18:40 Sun 29th Jan 2012
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F.A. cup.

Kenny, Wenger, Fergie,Rednapp and Boas sitting in a pub. Wenger goes up and buys the first round of drinks. Boas the second, Rednapp the third, Fergie the fourth. Kenny buys the next but Fergie...
14:40 Sun 29th Jan 20122 answers, last by zabado 20:29 Sun 29th Jan 2012
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The Wife.

The wife just bought a Shar Pei puppy bitch, she's a horrible thing with roll after roll of fat and a big slobbery mouth. The puppy's cute though.
15:40 Sun 15th Jan 20121 answer, last by Baldric 15:45 Mon 16th Jan 2012
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R.I.P. Gary Ablett.

He has died of non Hodgkins lymphoma.
14:07 Mon 02nd Jan 20128 answers, last by redman41 14:15 Tue 03rd Jan 2012

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