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Chipchopper

Golf Course

I took a walk through the golf course this morning and couldn't figure why this golf ball was getting larger. ... ... Then it hit me!...
09:46 Tue 03rd Apr 201810 answers, last by Voltage 11:55 Tue 03rd Apr 2018
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marval

I Tried

I tried walking onto an army base. I was stopped by a guard, who was only 5 foot 4 inches. “Sorry,” he said, “you’re not allowed on here.” I thought, “He’s a little territorial.”...
17:55 Mon 02nd Apr 20185 answers, last by Voltage 19:17 Mon 02nd Apr 2018
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NoMercy

Richard Gere Asked Me Out

That was my dream 2 or 3 nights ago. How bizarre to dream about him... He's a good enough actor but I wouldn't describe myself as an avid fan. What's the most bizarre thing you've dreamt?...
10:29 Mon 02nd Apr 201812 answers, last by hereIam 15:21 Mon 02nd Apr 2018
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

Good evening everyone ............ ♥♥♥ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULtEkVgpho0...
23:00 Sat 31st Mar 201854 answers, last by Buenchico 04:54 Sun 01st Apr 2018
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jennyjoan

Islay

Is She not well. I haven't heard from her in a while and did wonder. Particularly after watching those American operations of getting the cut from the body and did wonder did she get around such a...
08:16 Sat 31st Mar 201820 answers, last by ummmm 14:20 Sat 31st Mar 2018
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marval

Archaeologists

Archaeologists working on a ancient Saxon dig, have been excited to unearth the body of a man. He is believed to have been murdered in a dispute over the ownership of some dye. It is thought to be the...
21:40 Fri 30th Mar 201814 answers, last by Togo 18:57 Sat 31st Mar 2018
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Voltage

Push-Up Bra!

What have a push-up bra and a bag of crisps got in common? Once you open it, you realise it's half-empty....
11:22 Sat 31st Mar 20185 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:31 Mon 02nd Apr 2018
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1ozzy

It's 8:50Pm And Very...

... loud here. There are about 40 young people in my backyard, bonfire blazing, music pumping, grog flowing. When do you think an old fart like me may get some sleep?...
10:54 Sat 31st Mar 201819 answers, last by 1ozzy 02:04 Sun 01st Apr 2018
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NoMercy

What's On Your Good Friday Menu?

As I'm a golf widow today I'm only "cooking" for one. I'm having a bacon and goats' cheese salad with two lobster tails pan fried in butter. What are you serving up today?...
12:03 Fri 30th Mar 201863 answers, last by Jackdaw33 20:36 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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Tashi

'orrible Wet Day, But Fun

Happy Easter people, Got two of my Sisters staying plus a Friend who has been flooded out of her Flat. BIL joining us when he finishes work tomorrow. Just been to the Local for an hour or so, nice but...
16:21 Fri 30th Mar 201815 answers, last by 237SJ 18:55 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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Patsy33

Doctor Please Hurry

"Doctor, please hurry. My husband swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."...
16:19 Thu 29th Mar 201825 answers, last by LarryARuble 07:16 Sat 23rd Jun 2018
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NoMercy

What's Your Easter Poison?

'Tis the eve of a public holiday and I'm sipping a glass of pink fizz, OH is having a Thatchers Cider and Junior has just necked 4oz of SMA Pro. What are you supping this evening and have you any nice...
20:32 Thu 29th Mar 201853 answers, last by sunny-dave 22:10 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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ToraToraTora

Gawd Help Us, You Can't Even Call Someone By Their Correct Name And Title!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43557516 So must we now know not only someones name but their preferred appellation?...
15:29 Tue 27th Mar 2018111 answers, last by Ellipsis 22:43 Thu 29th Mar 2018
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COMPOSTEEP

Classic Car Weekly

Popular budget Malaysian cars during the early to mid 1990's [ 6,4[ p?o?o? ?p?s
20:55 Thu 29th Mar 201813 answers, last by Davemano 21:34 Thu 29th Mar 2018
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Voltage

Jigsaw Puzzle

A man is recovering in hospital after being struck by falling jigsaw puzzle boxes. Police are piecing the evidence together as we speak....
20:25 Thu 29th Mar 20188 answers, last by Garaman 01:25 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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slimseeker

Friockheim On Your Feet Quiz C/d 30/6

help needed please with last one. answers relate to something on your feet no 19 insensitive ..... no number of letters given...
20:15 Thu 29th Mar 20189 answers, last by csoutar62 22:19 Wed 16th May 2018
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andy-hughes

The 'new' Generation Game?

It appears that the re-booted version will have a panel of celebrity judges, and be presented by Mel and Sue. Personally, I never really liked the show, I don't really care for Mel and Sue, so I...
18:07 Thu 29th Mar 201825 answers, last by MargoTester 17:36 Fri 30th Mar 2018
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Voltage

In The Long Run

Anyone watching "in the long run" on sky written by idris Elba and is also starring in it. Watched 3 episodes so far it's superb...
19:05 Thu 29th Mar 20187 answers, last by rockyracoon 20:57 Sun 15th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Mystery Coach Excursion !

just got back from a day out on a mystery tour excursion we had a raffle to see who got the destination right! the driver won £52!!...
10:50 Thu 29th Mar 201814 answers, last by Patsy33 12:48 Thu 29th Mar 2018
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Kathyan

Fao Sqad

I was woken up this morning with severe stomach cramps. They lasted about 5 minutes and then eased off. I still have a slight ache but nothing I can't cope with. I have Ulcerative Colitis and wonder...
09:52 Thu 29th Mar 201852 answers, last by Kathyan 16:44 Thu 29th Mar 2018

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