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marval

My Nan

My Nan asked me to take her shopping today. I was always brought up to respect your elders, so I grabbed her trolley and legged it. I have just come home and found my mum slumped on the couch with...
16:08 Fri 16th Mar 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 20:40 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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murraymints

Ab Birthday Book

I will be editing the birthday book shortly as, sadly, there are deceased members and user inactive members there, as well as a few who have not posted for over 12 months..if you would like to be...
12:03 Fri 16th Mar 201865 answers, last by Jordyboy9 17:13 Thu 02nd Aug 2018
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Patsy33

Bake Off!

I'm fed up with my partner keep watching Bakery programmes. I said I needed a break from him. "Don't go cup cake" he said. "I love you hundreds and thousands"........
13:36 Fri 16th Mar 20188 answers, last by marval 17:43 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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Voltage

Cookery Show...

The wife was watching a cookery show... I said “What the hell are you watching that for? You can’t cook!” She replied “You watch porn fatty and that hasn't helped ”...
08:54 Fri 16th Mar 201810 answers, last by Voltage 13:26 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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Voltage

Snail?

what is a snails favourite kitchen appliance? a slow cooker...
08:57 Fri 16th Mar 20185 answers, last by Voltage 12:59 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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murraymints

Fao Retrocop

saw your wee tribute to Mikey..so guess you look in.... just want to say hellooooo...hope you are behaving ! I know someone here is still in touch , but can't remember who ? take care xx
08:14 Fri 16th Mar 20187 answers, last by MargoTester 11:31 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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piggynose

Anybody Know How To Get The Spanish Enya On An English Keyboard?

its that n with a stress over it....
10:55 Fri 16th Mar 201819 answers, last by Eve 11:28 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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Gizmonster

Happy Birthday To Meeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

Seeing how no one on here knows me personally, let's have a bit of fun. BA awarded for the first person to correctly guess my age. Strictly one guess each and that's it - I'll give no clues. Hopefully...
11:13 Fri 16th Mar 201842 answers, last by tonyav 22:51 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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ToraToraTora

Congrats All Round!

well it seems the unmentionable is now sorted, it's a pleasure to use Ab again!
10:18 Fri 16th Mar 20188 answers, last by shoota 19:32 Sat 17th Mar 2018
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Patsy33

Hairpieces

I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”. I thought, “That’s a small price toupee”....
20:44 Thu 15th Mar 201825 answers, last by Voltage 10:59 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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NoMercy

I Do Love A Bargain!

I just went for a mooch in the freezer to see what I could get out for dinner and I've come up with surf & turf (pork belly with lobster tails). The lobster tails are normally £11 a pair but they...
09:38 Fri 16th Mar 201832 answers, last by NoMercy 12:26 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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marval

Good Service

I was visiting a friend today and got a bit lost on the way. I stopped at a garage to ask for directions and before I knew it I had a complete service on the car, four new tyres and a full tank of...
22:28 Thu 15th Mar 20187 answers, last by murraymints 08:48 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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Kromovaracun

Free School Meals Cut

http://www.theweek.co.uk/92272/children-to-go-hungry-after-free-school-meals-cuts English families on Universal Credit have had their income threshold for free school meals cut. Families in Northern...
14:36 Thu 15th Mar 201888 answers, last by Bigbad 12:13 Fri 16th Mar 2018
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Voltage

Union Man!

My uncle is a union rep and he works for a company that makes bicycle wheels. He’s the Spokesman....
23:48 Wed 14th Mar 201811 answers, last by Shaglene 15:59 Thu 15th Mar 2018
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bubblebunny

Am I Pregnant?

okay, so last saturday, my boyfriend and i had our first time (it’s thursday now). i had just recently been put onto the pill, and my doctor told me that it would be a month or two before my period...
11:08 Thu 15th Mar 201844 answers, last by pastafreak 22:01 Thu 15th Mar 2018
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Voltage

Stuck In A Lift!

the wife asked me “Who would you most like to be stuck in a lift with?” I said “Obviously a lift engineer.” jeez !!...
10:54 Thu 15th Mar 201816 answers, last by spathiphyllum 16:39 Thu 15th Mar 2018
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ToraToraTora

Latest From My Firms Techies Here:

Ok I referred the unmentionable to our web techies, they are “Blue Coat” this is their response: “This is a problem with the webad on the specific site, and not with the shopping site itself....
09:48 Wed 14th Mar 201848 answers, last by AB Editor 10:46 Thu 15th Mar 2018
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Tilly2

Do You Ever

just want to type '.... ...' to some posts?
21:28 Wed 14th Mar 201836 answers, last by hereIam 17:23 Thu 15th Mar 2018
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Tilly2

I Thinking About Joining The Local U3A

does that mean that I will officially become an old biddy?
20:37 Wed 14th Mar 201867 answers, last by Tilly2 17:02 Thu 15th Mar 2018
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Patsy33

I Backed..

I backed a horse yesterday at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four...
12:40 Wed 14th Mar 201812 answers, last by Shaglene 14:49 Wed 14th Mar 2018

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