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Steve.5

Knighthoods my ----

Sir Bobby Robson, Sir Walter Winterbottom. Surely there are more deserving causes. What say you!
16:50 Mon 25th May 200913 answers, last by albaqwerty 12:09 Thu 28th May 2009
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BertiWooster

Welders Wanted

A welder is required in the Manchester area , to put the roof back unto a open top bus
10:25 Thu 28th May 20093 answers, last by almusic10 17:26 Thu 28th May 2009
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scotman

Championes

Isn't it wonderful that the Barca won the Champions League?
22:45 Wed 27th May 200936 answers, last by almusic10 13:31 Sat 30th May 2009
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McMouse

What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?

A Fjord Escort
11:47 Fri 22nd May 20092 answers, last by wasp 18:55 Fri 22nd May 2009
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wasp

motorcar insurance

My girlfriend is comprehensively insured . On Saturday night she had parked her car in the street outside my house and was sideswiped. There was a burglary in a house up the road in which a car that...
14:46 Tue 19th May 20092 answers, last by wasp 19:07 Thu 21st May 2009
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McMouse

A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop.

After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze Statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.. He took it to the owner and said:...
13:48 Tue 19th May 20092 answers, last by rempop 19:04 Wed 20th May 2009
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mariner2

I'm going on an all night vigil at a notoriously haunted location tonight - what do you reckon will happen?

. . . bearing in mind the group I'm going with is completely non-profit making, and that I think "Most Haunted" is a load of crap. But I have an open mind and have heard a lot of evidencefrom people...
11:35 Sat 09th May 20097 answers, last by mariner2 11:11 Wed 13th May 2009
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anotheoldgit

Offensive or not?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5296198 /Golliwog-doll-row-breaks-out.html Mr Clarke, chairman of the Ipswich and Suffolk Council for Racial Equality, said: "It is offensive ? all the people I...
16:19 Fri 08th May 200951 answers, last by Tizzi247 09:38 Mon 11th May 2009
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marval

Fare Revenge

Bill catches a taxi home one evening and the cabbie charges him almost double the usual fare and when Bill complains he becomes abusive. Bill resolves to get his revenge if he comes across this taxi...
13:51 Fri 08th May 20094 answers, last by squarebear 12:29 Mon 11th May 2009
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mariner2

Darren Fletcher, big loss?

As a Man U fan, I have to admit I've always been his biggest critic - I just don't see what he does apart from charge about the pitch with undoubted energy. I've always said after he's touched the...
13:37 Fri 08th May 20093 answers, last by mariner2 15:23 Fri 08th May 2009
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anotheoldgit

Why no response?

We get a Muslim that talks some sense for a change, and yet no one seems bothered to comment. See: Dr Taj Hargey for PM?
16:59 Fri 01st May 200916 answers, last by Quinlad 10:43 Mon 04th May 2009
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rk2005red

i wish to close my account

Does anyone know how i can close my account and remove my details of this site. I've messaged the editor more than 20 times but he just does not have the good maners to respond.
16:15 Fri 01st May 200912 answers, last by ABerrant 20:42 Fri 01st May 2009
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grahamlong

Whats the best mobile phone deal out there now for a parent to PAY for a 14 year old teenager

Whats the best mobile phone deal out there now for a parent to PAY for a 14 year old teenager - one fixed payment per month ? around ?15 thanks good AB'ers GL.
15:41 Fri 01st May 20094 answers, last by looobylooo 14:18 Mon 04th May 2009
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HillyHugger

More evidence we're heading towards a police state?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/may/01/stop- and-search-terror-law With the possibilities of terror attacks you could expect the figures to go up but seems a wee bit excessive to me . It's just the...
09:42 Fri 01st May 200926 answers, last by naomi24 22:52 Sun 03rd May 2009
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maxximus

what happend to the torture question

or should we torture the bacon out of some muslim (preferably palestinian) pig or swine, to get to the bottom of this flu thing, or just just e-mail rummy himself to ask if it's just a coincidence...
10:58 Fri 01st May 20097 answers, last by paraffin 13:37 Fri 01st May 2009
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Steve.5

Barack Obama !

Is that a good idea ?
13:16 Thu 30th Apr 200915 answers, last by sp1814 17:01 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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marval

Here are some unfortunate notices.

In a toilet Toilet out of order please use floor below In a Laundry Automatic washing machines, please remove all your clothes when the light goes out In a store Bargain basement upstairs In an office...
22:57 Sun 26th Apr 200912 answers, last by oblivio 16:38 Thu 30th Apr 2009
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wasp

Swine flu

Another lie from Gordon Brown. He told us that the government had banned swine flu from Britain just in case it offended Muslims.
14:24 Wed 29th Apr 200910 answers, last by Haggisdj 12:53 Fri 01st May 2009
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devilbliss

swine flu

When we had Bird Flu we had to kill all the Birds...Now we have Swine flu we will have to kill all the pigs..What will happen if theres an outbreak of Asian FLU
13:30 Wed 29th Apr 20092 answers, last by wasp 14:20 Wed 29th Apr 2009
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lilsecret

Well

Innocent until proven guilty I guess . . . but sickening if true. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090429/tuk-polic eman-on-child-grooming-charge-6323e80.html
09:24 Wed 29th Apr 20098 answers, last by paraffin 12:38 Wed 29th Apr 2009

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