I'm not usually bothered by people swearing on TV, but CC saying f*** in almost every sentence put me right off her. Anyone agree? Imagine her family saying ooh Charlotte's on telly tonight, settling...
Friday. A light frost this morning. It's not looking too bad for the day though. Some sunshine would be nice. Tiggy was out for a wee while until it got a bit nippy. I haven't seen his girlfriend...
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for...
Without warning, a cow steps into the road, and is hit by the limo. Hillary, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, “You get out and check. After all, you were driving.” So the...
“A man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. ‘When did you last have a smoke?’ she asks. ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a cigar and he smokes...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-35934342
Even by politicians standards of tea leavery this guy is excels in his contempt for the tax paying public, throw away the key if you ask me....
Morning all ! Just about to have a wonderful sunrise here. Its been a beautiful, starry night with no wind at all. It was a lovely day yesterday here in Cornwall, and it looks as if its going to be...
Hi Does anyone know if a restraining order that was issued in Spain is enforceable in the UK? Also if you have a restraining order against someone and they come near you is it the responsibility of...
Thursday. Jack Frost has been about during the night. Wee tiggy was out for his supper then straight back to bed. Wise lad. The hospice for me today. Always a pleasure. Have a happy day everyone....
Wednesday. It's a lot calmer this morning. A lot of sunshine yesterday with the odd shower. I hope today is better. Tiggy came out for his supper and a wander round the garden, but didn't venture out....
I've joined and just received our membership cards... they only have our name on, so when using to enter somewhere, do they ask for extra ID to prove you are the name on the card? Thanks.
Tuesday. Yesterday started like an angry tiger and finished like a pussycat. Rain and wind though the night. All calm and quiet now, but how long for we shall see. it's wall to wall cloud, so what...
What do you think about this. I think it is a complete waste of time. Every time it just drives me mad. There was a good description of it in this mornings papers. It was likened to cutting a strip of...
Sometimes, I think unintentional jokes can be hilarious, here's a few:- Sign seen in a dry cleaners window: We don't tear your clothing with machinery, we do it all by hand. Cemetery sign: Persons are...
Originally posted in quizzes by mistake (small keyboard lol) I have just about learnt my lines and am now making sure I get them in the right order, at the right time with the right inflection and...
I have very rarely heard a dog or cat make a noise farting but know they have when no warning was announced. Some do it more than others but I can only remembering hearing anything once from each of...