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Expensive Parrot

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs £500." "Why does that parrot cost so much?" the...

Bobbisox1

I'm Being Awkward ,Can You Believe That?

I'm genuinely fed up of being stuck in, I know, I know we're all the same boat , Mr B is trying his best to cheer me up, it's not working :0/

Rondy

Help For The Armless

An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since...

jennyjoan

Just Heard

my neighbour's son answered a code name correctly on the radio not sure CoolFm or Downtown - they have a competition and they ring you randomly and you answer the code name - he is 23 with a little...

Rondy

Giving Up Smoking

A man tells his friend, "I went to my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking." "What did he say?" "He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate."...

Caran

Looking Back On Your Life.

How pleased are you with it. I think we have had a superb life. I totally disregard my life before I met OH. But since then we have had a fantastic time. We have holidayed numerous times in Greece,...

anneasquith

Good News Day .

Good news day. Trump is leaving the White House for the last time....

ABSpareEditor

Chatterbank Courtesy

Please try to keep ChatterBank clear of political discussion and news. There are better categories for these topics. ChatterBank is a place for natter and fun. ChatterBank is not to be a place for...

barry1010

Saturday Postal Service May Be Scrapped

For letters, anyway, the Royal Mail wants to deliver parcels only on Saturdays. That would suit me just fine. Official letters that need dealing with always seem to arrive on a Saturday when the...

Tashi

A Quiet Weekend,

Dave and Kate have been away at one of her brothers since yesterday lunchtime, back about 1800, the girls and I have been raiding every essential shop in Whitstable, all good fun, finished now,time to...

Smowball

Hospital Update...

Ok, so I saw breast doctor/surgeon in breast clinic yesterday. He said I won’t get official mammogram/ ultrasound results for 3 weeks as they have to be looked at by two separate doctors, but that...

Bobbisox1

Dev & Rishi , Corrie And Emmerdale

Must have gone to the same school of acting...

Smowball

Sorry For Absence.......

I’ve been a complete berk. The last time I posted I was in a right state.I’d found this lump, seen my doctor, she’d referred me to someone else. Saw them that day, and they said yes there was one, and...

barry1010

Saving On The Leccy

I drink a lot of coffee. Would it be cheaper to boil just the amount I need each time, or boil a kettle full and store the surplus in a flask?

allenlondon

Tumble Dryer In

Just a nod to jennyjoan, bednobs, woofgang, et al, who offered advice on putting a tumble dryer in the bedroom. Arrived today, all plugged in and ready to go. A Bosch, with a 9kg drum, and loads of...

Chinajan

Answerbank Post Of The Year 2020

When Tora 'conceded' defeat at the US election. https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question1728789.html // ToraToraTora As I have already conceded the election myself I think the shenanigans are...

Rondy

A Confession

Hi, Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I have been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face, but I am at...