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-SharonA-

The Struggle Is Real

The most common ghosts are visions dressed in white sheets with flailing arms. These are people who died changing their duvets, destined to roam bedrooms forever trying to find the corners....
18:10 Thu 31st Oct 20195 answers, last by zebo 21:36 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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maggiebee

Balance

I read about people of my age climbing mountains. I feel good about getting my leg in my underwear without losing my balance....
19:02 Thu 31st Oct 20197 answers, last by zebo 21:35 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Hairdresser.

My boss at the hairdresser salon, where I work, is always criticising me. She told me in a loud voice, and in front of customers, I need to be more enthusiastic and adventurous. I just wanted to curl...
21:02 Thu 31st Oct 20198 answers, last by marval 23:03 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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ToraToraTora

Would Snow Stop You Voting?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-50225335 or is this just another measure to look after the snowflakes?...
10:20 Thu 31st Oct 201935 answers, last by Canary42 19:54 Thu 31st Oct 2019
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SparklyKid

Meaningless Statements And Silly Logos.

Most foyers in business premises have a plaque with their "mission Statement" These are made up at a high level board meeting, lasting mostly all day. They usually contain the following amongst other...
16:21 Mon 28th Oct 20198 answers, last by mushroom25 11:14 Tue 29th Oct 2019
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Bobbisox1

Does Anyone Here Actually Observe Halloween?

I never have and never will, i dislike everything about it...
16:46 Mon 28th Oct 2019108 answers, last by pixie374 17:54 Tue 29th Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Climbing Centre

I was at a climbing centre the other day, but someone had stolen all the grips from the wall. You couldn't make it up!
16:59 Sat 26th Oct 20196 answers, last by zebo 11:28 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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marval

Eating Out

I went out with my partner to a fancy restaurant last night and after we had eaten he kept insisting on paying for the meal. I said, "Don't be stupid, we are half way down the road now. Just keep...
17:38 Sun 27th Oct 20196 answers, last by Spicerack 11:35 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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zabado

Clocks.

We put the clocks back this weekend . I'd like to put my clock back to 1944 when this country had some guts.
19:16 Tue 22nd Oct 20196 answers, last by jlcm 15:35 Sat 26th Oct 2019
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Bobbisox1

Well Done Hays Travel ,our Local Travel Company

For taking on 1000 TC staff who are back behind their computers today, Hays started with one shop in Sunderland , this is a really nice feel good feeling for those who faced a bleak Christmas...
18:19 Thu 10th Oct 201911 answers, last by Zacs-Master 23:29 Fri 18th Oct 2019
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maggiebee

Need A Job?

Carpenters urgently required............... Cabinet falling apart - apply to 10 Downing Street (No tools required, the building is full of them.)...
10:25 Thu 26th Sep 20197 answers, last by zebo 23:15 Fri 18th Oct 2019
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DTCwordfan

Turkey Cooking - Thanksgiving Is Not That Far Away

Go buy a turkey. Take a drink of whisky (scotch). Put turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of whisky. Set the degree at 375 ovens. Take 3 more whiskys of drink. Turn oven the on. Take 4 whisks of...
17:18 Sat 28th Sep 20194 answers, last by Buenchico 23:18 Fri 18th Oct 2019
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-SharonA-

Ice Cream Van

Whilst waiting at the traffic lights, an ice cream van smashed into the back of my car. The doctor told me I had whippy lash!....
22:51 Wed 02nd Oct 201919 answers, last by zebo 14:18 Fri 18th Oct 2019
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retrocop

Horror Scope

A guy goes to see his doctor, and after an examination, he asks the doctor if he will be ok? Dr. says "doubt it, mercury is in Uranus". Patient says "I don’t do that astrology". Doctor replies "Me...
20:25 Wed 09th Oct 201910 answers, last by Spicerack 23:06 Thu 17th Oct 2019
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marval

Do You Ever?

Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive? I just did and I won't be getting this train again. I was told my Egyptian optician had died. Asif Eyecare. Sixty...
18:37 Thu 10th Oct 20192 answers, last by zebo 22:47 Thu 17th Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Obsession

My wife says she's leaving me due to my obsession with cricket. I'll be honest, it's knocked me for six....
21:42 Sat 12th Oct 201930 answers, last by Spicerack 23:14 Thu 17th Oct 2019
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Patsy33

Plumbing Parts

I used to have an unhealthy obsession with plumbing parts but, after years of therapy, I finally got it out my cistern....
20:50 Mon 14th Oct 201910 answers, last by zebo 22:36 Thu 17th Oct 2019
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Bazile

Brrrrr

Her indoors said to me she is cold and can i go and switch on the CH ''Go and stand in the corner of the room '' i said - ''its ninety degrees there ''...
13:36 Thu 17th Oct 20192 answers, last by zebo 22:31 Thu 17th Oct 2019
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Georgiesmum

Hows Your Weather Today?

Its still been lovely and sunny here again today. Ive been sitting out in my garden , but I believe rain is supposed to be on its way hopefully. My garden needs it badly...
15:39 Sun 22nd Sep 201922 answers, last by tonyav 22:57 Sun 22nd Sep 2019
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janzman

Pointless Today...

Picture question on Pointless...Politicians dancing had Teresa May and she scored 99 points. I just wonder has anyone scored 100 and if so what was the question....
18:04 Fri 20th Sep 20199 answers, last by zebo 20:17 Sun 22nd Sep 2019

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