zebo Member Profile in The AnswerBank

What Was The Worst Present You Got

I'd really like someone to try to beat this. My father in law bought my wife (his daughter) a set of 3...............coat hangers !!!!

divebuddy

Must Have Xmas Toy

Has just hit the shops. A talking Muslim doll. Nobody knows what it says because nobody has the nerve to pull the cord....

Canary42

Nhs Almost Destroyed

On the News just now. NHS worst week. Tories have almost achieved one of their main objectives, next victim in their sights will be the Welfare State....

mikey4444

I think Bob Monkhouse was a very underrated comedian. He was much more than the slightly smarmy TV host. One of my favourite of his jokes was :: " You know...they all laughed when I said I was going...

jourdain2

'blithe Spirit'- The Archers

(What a wonderful title, by the way.) I was really looking forward to Linda Snell's production of this and today discover that it is on in the afternoon just when I have to go to hospital at Poitiers...

McMouse

Security Alert

Teacher Arrested At London Heathrow Airport - held in isolation. A secondary school teacher was arrested today at London's Heathrow International airport as he attempted to board an international...

Caran

Nuisance Calls

I spoke too soon about them stopping! This morning the phone rang, I was upstairs and that phone doesn't have caller display so I answered it. It was Indian Michael, said he wasn't trying to sell me...

bobbie22

The Missing

I could not understand the last part. It did not help that I could not hear half of what the actors said. There's a hew case coming up in this series apparently. Please can anyone give me some...

hc4361

Look At Me! Look At Me Now!

Fed up of selfie obsessed people like the idiots outside the hostage café in Sydney today....

lindapalmara

The Streaker

Three ladies are playing the 4th hole at a members-only golf club, when a naked man, wearing a bag over his head, jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The 3 ladies look and are in shock at...

grumpy01

Pointless Celebrities

See the BBC are insulting their viewers intelligence with this programme yet again.When its revealed that its all scripted like A Question of Sport ,we'll all say we had worked it out ages ago.

anotheoldgit

If This Isn't The Start Of 'boots On The Ground' I Dion't Know What Is.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2872885/UK-boots-ground-Iraq-100-Paras-deployed-battles-against-ISIS-fighting-troops-region-2009.html /// Paras will be authorised to shoot and kill jihadis if...

penelope2

The Royal Navy Announcement.

The Royal Navy is proud to announce its new fleet of Type 45's which will be 100% compliant. Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has after...

Slapshot

Maths Joke

When three Native American women were giving birth they were in the maternity teepee and two were lying on buffallo hides but the other one was lying on the hide of a hippopotamus. When they had...

fudgefudge

"governments Scheme For Unemployed :back To Work:

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some...

bednobs

Stamp Duty

finally, a MUCH better way of doing things! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-30293477...

wimp

Decorations!?

Next week is time enough to put the tree and decorations up!Are yours up yet?

spathiphyllum

Cold?

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner for a bit... They're usually around ninety degrees....

dave50

Celebrity

Why has Michael Buerk been voted off? He was intelligent, funny, witty and a gentleman. Perhaps it was all too much for the plebs that phone in and vote.

Stephen_G

Pointless. Round 2, Tonight

Did anyone else see this? I know that in the past they have had some bizarre choices of subjects for rounds, but on tonight's show they had a round on Soaps - nothing out of the ordinary, you might...

Questions

Answers

Best Answers