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Q] Why is sex with your husband a bit like eating Brussels sprouts? A] It's not something you look forward to but at least it's only once a year!...

Steve.5

Its Turning Into A Funny Old World ;

I've just seen the news about Muslim staff in M&S refusing to sell alcohol. Whatever next? Christian staff in B&Q refusing to sell nails and wood? in the Good Friday sales...

VHG

The Stupidity Of Some People

Total madness http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-25490619...

sunny-dave

Dave : "What would you like to drink" Visitor : "Have you got a sherry?" Dave : "I've got a vintage fino (dry as a bone, lovely with ice) a dry oloroso (robust, almost medicinal, aromatic flavours) a...

anneasquith

Homeland.

awe :(

magicmick

Canadian Joke

A Newfie is visiting Texas and starts up a conversation with a Texan in a bar. The Texan says 'where are you from? ' The Newfie says 'do you know where New York is?' The Texan says 'sure I know NY.'...

~Wingnut~

£25 Waitrose Vouchers

As above we have kindly been given the vouchers to spend at Waitrose. Looking to buy us a treat to enjoy for New Years day dinner. Anything in particular that anyone recommends? I have never stepped...

mushroom25

Retail Apartheid?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2527820/Marks-Spencer-tells-Muslim-staff-CAN-refuse-serve-customers-buying-alcohol-pork.html Good Idea?...

andy-hughes

Mp Advocates Giving Susannah Reed 'a Slap'.

The Mail does appear to be whipping this up into something it clearly is not. Deborah Dunleavy has made a stupid comment on her Twitter account - as an MP she should know better than to get into such...

sherrardk

It's Official, My Husband Is An Idiot

There has been a council meeting today where big changes were made to school transport in the area. Anyway, the local radio are interviewing some of the parents affected at the school at 8 tomorrow...

sandyRoe

How Many Can Remember Their Mobile Phone Number?

I can with mine because it's a number with similar digits in it.

Ann

Christmas Trivia

Following on from pussinboots interesting thread - here is a Christmas trivia post. 1. What time do you get up on Christmas morning? 2. Do you decorate all your christmas presents with ribbons or...

fruitsalad

Really Dont Want Or Need

Anything Mr fruit has asked me to make a list so he can choose something from it for my xmas present well I have been racking my brain all afternoon and although it sounds ungrateful I really dont...

Caran

Dinner Ladies

How can you tell OH is away over night? Because I just watched 3 episodes back to back (recorded this afternoon) it's repeated tonight at 9.00 on Yesterday.

Mags22

Sportsperson Of The Year

Delighted to see Andy Murray getting the accolade - but can anyone tell me how, within minutes of the 'voting' closing ,how the trophy got to America to be presented?

sp1814

And Now Peter O'toole.

...raise a glass - he was a total geezer in Lawrence Of Arabia.

blakemor

Is Bally Sloane Las Vegas A Decent Place To Stay?

I am going with 3 friends, we will be staying for two nights. It's the first time in Vegas for all of us. The 2 nights are costing about 200 total for a room with 2 beds (we will share or use sleeping...

maggiebee

Rip

How about the dyslexic South African who sent a sympathy card to the Nissan Main Dealer!

BlueToffee

North Korea

Glad I don't live in North Korea.... //The execution of the once-powerful uncle of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has rekindled fears of instability in the secretive nuclear-armed state. South Korean...

diddlydo

Sprouts

Who thinks that Brussels sprouts are (a) foul (b) tolerable but wouldn't choose to eat them or (c) think they're wonderful?

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