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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The machine at the American coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents....
12:56 Sun 05th Mar 20234 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:35 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Smowball

Just For Fun - Pet Household Job You Hate!!

Nobody likes housework right? But everyone has one job in particular that they loathe. Well I have two - one is changing the duvet cover! With a king size duvet I just detest it lol! The second is...
11:58 Sat 04th Mar 202346 answers, last by Hazlinny 00:07 Sun 05th Mar 2023
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Rondy

The Gorilla

The zoo keeper said to Paddy "the female gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with her for £500" Paddy said " I'll do it but there are 3 conditions. Firstly I won't kiss her and secondly...
15:16 Fri 03rd Mar 20231 answer, last by zebo 13:12 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could...
07:46 Sat 04th Mar 202312 answers, last by Ken4155 13:46 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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barry1010

Endeavour

Last three episodes begin on Sunday, I'm very much looking forward to it but am sad there will be no more. I was sceptical at the start, thinking it could never live up to Morse and the great John...
16:40 Thu 23rd Feb 202334 answers, last by bednobs 21:34 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank....
07:29 Thu 02nd Mar 20232 answers, last by zebo 12:20 Thu 02nd Mar 2023
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brian j john

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus

Happy St David's Day...
07:21 Wed 01st Mar 202322 answers, last by sandyRoe 15:30 Wed 01st Mar 2023
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SBC51

Where Was I

A riverside village where a lot of copper was extracted in 1850s
20:50 Tue 28th Feb 20235 answers, last by Etch 09:25 Thu 02nd Mar 2023
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gness

For Uk Members.

If your skies are clear keep your eyes out for Aurora sightings. We've had messages and photos from Harrogate and as far south as Oxford and Kent. Bit too cloudy here in Kerry....
22:24 Sun 26th Feb 202346 answers, last by gness 16:05 Mon 27th Feb 2023
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bednobs

#Sending Off Those Bottle Tops For Your Free Peace Of Mind#

Just listening to that song earlier, and it got me to thikinking. In almost every job i've had, in the communal kitchen, there has been a receptacle for saving milk bottle tops, often with a "cause"...
21:33 Sat 25th Feb 20237 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:51 Sun 26th Feb 2023
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naomi24

The Queen Forces U-Turn In Roald Dahl Censorship Row

//Last week, it emerged that the best-selling children’s books were being rewritten to remove language considered offensive. The word “fat”, for example, had been cut from every book. Augustus Gloop...
10:54 Sat 25th Feb 202343 answers, last by maggiebee 10:13 Sun 26th Feb 2023
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 8

Here we go again, folks! Just a 'bare pass' for me, with THREE out of seven, in the main quiz this week: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-64738421 I managed FOUR out of five though in the junior quiz:...
20:07 Fri 24th Feb 202339 answers, last by Buenchico 17:19 Sat 25th Feb 2023
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ToraToraTora

Ok Be Gentle With Me....

I don't often venture here but I am confused. Now I know that it is inexplicably the fashion to walk around in jeans with huge holes all over them but I wondered: Are they actually made like that or...
14:23 Fri 24th Feb 202313 answers, last by StyleMonkey 16:43 Fri 24th Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape....
07:18 Fri 24th Feb 20235 answers, last by dustypuss 17:20 Fri 24th Feb 2023
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flobadob

Good Instant Coffee?

Is there such a thing as higher quality instant coffee? I generally don't like any of the cheaper or shop own coffees. My go to would be Nescafe Gold Blend or Carte Noir, and I don't really like...
21:30 Thu 23rd Feb 202330 answers, last by flobadob 12:40 Sat 25th Feb 2023
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Rondy

Tower Control

Manchester tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement please turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Tower control, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard...
15:51 Wed 22nd Feb 20231 answer, last by zebo 20:54 Thu 23rd Feb 2023
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yellowjohn

Flying Freehold On Property

I have seen a property that we maybe interested in viewing, it is a semi detached house. On the house details on rightmove it states "double bedroom having two storage cupboards with flying freehold"...
19:43 Thu 23rd Feb 20235 answers, last by zebo 20:42 Thu 23rd Feb 2023
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ToraToraTora

Not A Dry Eye In The House.......

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64731007...
10:26 Wed 22nd Feb 202344 answers, last by royfromaus 21:28 Wed 22nd Feb 2023
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Buenchico

I Can't Decide. . .

. . . when I go to the pub. (No, this isn't Abbey posting!) Should I just throw a duvet over my shoulders or would I look better with a bin liner wrapped around my head, perhaps?...
21:23 Tue 21st Feb 202327 answers, last by Bazile 20:01 Wed 22nd Feb 2023
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ToraToraTora

Just Watching This Weeks Q I.......

Rosie bleedin Jones is on it, this woman is ruining no end of shows. For gawd sake we get it TV companies you are all paragons of PC woke bow locks. Now move on, she must have been on everything at...
12:24 Sun 19th Feb 202323 answers, last by andy-hughes 19:50 Sun 19th Feb 2023

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