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Chipchopper

Early Starter

I've had breakfasts all over the world, but French breakfasts seem a little stingy, as they only serve one egg. I asked a French waiter, why this is so, and he told me: "In France one egg is un ouef"...
06:49 Sun 10th Oct 20216 answers, last by zebo 16:42 Sun 10th Oct 2021
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barry1010

Rosie Jones

I like her, she can be very funny at times but I have to mute the tv and put the subtitles on whenever she is on, and she does seem to be on a lot lately. The pitch of her voice gives me a thumping...
11:33 Fri 08th Oct 202153 answers, last by pat2604 11:57 Sat 09th Oct 2021
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Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 41

A good start for me this week, with SIX out of seven in the adult quiz: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-58828339.amp . . . but then just a middling THREE out of five for me in the junior quiz:...
20:00 Fri 08th Oct 202153 answers, last by Buenchico 15:27 Sun 10th Oct 2021
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Rondy

Commentator's Slip Ups

SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS (Some old but still funny) 1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter) 2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch...
18:55 Thu 07th Oct 20216 answers, last by zebo 16:20 Fri 08th Oct 2021
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Smowball

Random Movie Lines That Fans Would Know Instantly!

Just one line and a fan would know the film! I’ll start! ‘Houston, we have a problem…….’ Carry on…….!...
09:34 Sun 03rd Oct 2021221 answers, last by zebo 21:47 Tue 05th Oct 2021
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evadora

Extinct Jobs

When I was younger I worked as a bus Conductress for London Transport at South Croydon Bus Garage on the 68 bus from South Croydon to Chalk Farm in North London. Then the one man operator buses came...
09:35 Tue 05th Oct 202175 answers, last by Buenchico 21:53 Tue 05th Oct 2021
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sandyRoe

The N Ireland Government Is Giving Each Adult A £100 Voucher..

...in order to help kick start the economy. It has to be spent in local shops. Anything similiar in the rest of the UK?...
15:50 Sat 02nd Oct 202162 answers, last by sevenOP 21:51 Sat 02nd Oct 2021
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naomi24

Trial Of 96 Year Old Former Nazi Secretary

A former secretary at a Nazi concentration camp has been captured after trying to flee before her trial in northern Germany. Irmgard Furchner, 96, charged with complicity in 11,000 murders, fled her...
08:18 Sat 02nd Oct 2021105 answers, last by david small 20:21 Mon 04th Oct 2021
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maggiebee

Breaking News!

Worrying news breaking that, as a result of the fuel shortage, some mums have had to leave the 5.0 litre diesel 4 x 4 at home and walk up to a full five minutes to collect the kids from the school....
10:26 Sat 02nd Oct 20212 answers, last by zabado 13:27 Sun 03rd Oct 2021
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johnny.5

Black History Month

starts today and at the moment it is quite relevant but for how much longer do you think we need a Black History Month ?
07:10 Fri 01st Oct 202127 answers, last by sevenOP 14:12 Sat 02nd Oct 2021
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fruitsalad

Central Heating

Have you got it on yet?
13:14 Thu 30th Sep 202128 answers, last by Vagus 22:13 Thu 30th Sep 2021
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douglas9401

Banned Driver Drives And Crashes.

PR machine swings into action with standard stuff to tug at heartstrings.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58720249...
06:16 Wed 29th Sep 202176 answers, last by andy-hughes 13:04 Thu 30th Sep 2021
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johnny.5

Petrol Joke

I don't get it !
16:29 Tue 28th Sep 20211 answer, last by zebo 10:22 Wed 29th Sep 2021
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nailit

Sex Is In Short Supply

Panic buy now, Keep topped up, Its running low, Get it while you can....
19:56 Tue 28th Sep 202131 answers, last by Mozz71 22:20 Tue 28th Sep 2021
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barry1010

Most Pointless Hospital Telephone Consult

I was referred to a hospital consultant recently and had a letter giving me a telephone consultation today. The consultant has phoned and this was the entire consultation: Consultant: You have been...
11:05 Tue 28th Sep 202116 answers, last by barry1010 16:41 Tue 28th Sep 2021
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calmck

Endeavour

New series starts tonight ITV at 8pm. 1 of 3
16:46 Sun 12th Sep 202119 answers, last by aelmpvw 19:04 Sat 02nd Oct 2021
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smurfchops

National Trust In London/Surrey/Sussex

Just got a pair of National Trust vouchers from the Mail, but where to go? Where would you recommend in London, Surrey or Sussex for two oldies please?...
15:46 Sun 26th Sep 202110 answers, last by jno 18:42 Sun 26th Sep 2021
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Rondy

Sex...french Style

An elderly Frenchman was slowly walking down a countryside lane, admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedgerow he spotted a young couple, naked, making love in a field. Getting over his...
18:04 Sat 25th Sep 20212 answers, last by zebo 14:09 Sun 26th Sep 2021
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barry1010

American Pronunciation Of Buoy

Does anyone know? I have just heard an American talk about a glass fishing bu-eeeeee washed up on a beach. Does he mean buoy and is this the usual US way of saying it?...
12:52 Fri 24th Sep 202117 answers, last by zebo 19:53 Fri 24th Sep 2021
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choux

Manhunt: The Night Stalker

Thoroughly enjoying this and Clunes' performance https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10016231/Manhunt-Night-Stalker-viewers-praise-second-series.html...
13:47 Wed 22nd Sep 202124 answers, last by Mozz71 23:53 Thu 23rd Sep 2021

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