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How Bizarre!!

I was absolutely convinced it was Thursday, till Mr Smow just told me it was Friday. I even argued with him lol! Think lockdownitis is getting to me !!

Rondy

All Night Boozing

The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six...

Chipchopper

Mr Pityfull

I saw this guy weeping openly in the middle of his backyard. His small push-mower, proved inadequate to cut through the jungle of tall grass and weeds. Someone told me he was going through a rough...

johnny.5

Classic Comedy Sketches

what has happened to them I have jut returned from a first aid course and cracked the armful of blood joke which 80% of the room had no idea what I was on about so what are now considered CLASSIC...

MontyMiniman

Letters From America Closing In April

I need answers to the following questions please no 37 waterfalls in the mountains No 43 where the corn is as high as the elephants eye no49 nautical roads in alaska No55 the state of Greenwich...

royfromaus

Mankind Is Going Mad

What other reason would thee be to re-gender a bleeding potato?

barry1010

Cleaning Up After Murder In The Home

I watched a tv drama recently where a man was shot dead in his home. Of course the family had to move out whilst police investigated but when a man had been charged and the family allowed to return...

jennyjoan

Corned Beef

Anybody tell me the difference between corned beef mentioned in America and our corned beef in the UK....

Paigntonian

Dear, Fragile Prince Harry

Says the British tabloids 'destroyed' his mental health. Doesn't mention the wife. Ergo he was, or is, mentally ill.

maggiebee

Ronald Pickup

He just read that actor Ronald Pickup has died aged 80. Not an actor I knew very well but enjoyed the part he played in the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel. Believe he has also been in The Crown (which I...

Canary42

One For The Oldies

Eating in the Fifties. Takeaway was an arithmetic operation. Pizza was something to do with a Leaning Tower. All crisps were plain, the only choice being whether to add the enclosed salt. A Chinese...

Smowball

Only Fools & Horses In Miami.....

Am watching this now for about the hundredth time and it never fails to make me smile! Anyone have a favourite OFAH episode??

Patsy33

Well, That Was Embarrassing!

In the upstairs bathroom earlier, when the window flew wide open! It's bowing a gale here. I got off toilet and crawled across floor, sneakily & quickly and shut the darn window! There are houses to...

Prudie

Uploading A Scanned Photograph

The answer to this is probably simple but as I've not done it before I need advice. How do people upload actual photographs (ie old style printed from film) to websites? Anything I've ever scanned has...

Paigntonian

Best Crime Dramas

While Line of Duty is still, in my, view at the top of the list have been watching Above Suspicion (Lynda La Plante TV 2009-2012). All episodes on You Tube, quite superb.

Buenchico

Bbc Quiz : Week 8

After last week's triumph, I'm back down a bit closer to normality this week. I got the first two wrong with the adult quiz but then got all FIVE right after that:...

Smowball

Just Renewed House Insurance Online......wow!

Good what an exciting afternoon!! Lol! What have we all done today??

teacake44

What Irritates You.

Apart from me, In your own home, or someone else's that you've seen. One of mine is toast crumbs in the butter tub.

joko

Ibuprofen & Naproxen Together - With Lansoprazole

im having a really bad day with my back - its making me want to cry - and i very rarely cry with pain I have naproxen and lansoprazole to protect my stomach but a couple of hours ago took ibuprofen...

Bobbisox1

Oh Nooo

A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Mom forgot until the last...

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