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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I hear they have updated the children's game. I spy with my little iPhone....
06:33 Mon 17th Oct 20226 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 13:16 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Monday and the start of the working week for some. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have any plans for today? I might be meeting a friend for...
03:16 Mon 17th Oct 202262 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 07:52 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I, for one, like Roman numerals.
05:43 Sun 16th Oct 202219 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 07:29 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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webbo3

Met Police Telling People Not To Wear Expensive Watches.

https://www.reddit.com/r/rolex/comments/y4rh2x/london_police_driving_around_with_led_billboard/ Give it up if someone wants it. Imagine if they said the same thing to women, don't wear short skirts,...
14:11 Sun 16th Oct 202223 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 18:39 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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barry1010

Printed Magazines

Do any of you still buy magazines regularly? My mother used to buy several every week, my wife stopped buying them years ago. I subscribe to the TV Times, The Oldie and Computer Active. My little...
06:05 Sun 16th Oct 202253 answers, last by barry1010 02:19 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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davebro

English Devolution

Why does England not have a devolved parliament/assembly like the other UK countries? Why should we have Scots/Welsh/NI MPs sticking their oar into English business at Westminster whilst having...
06:24 Sat 15th Oct 202239 answers, last by douglas9401 17:39 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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zabado

Green Frog.

I guy looks in the mirror one day and see's a zit in the middle of his bald head.The next day it's got bigger and has change to a pale green colour. The next time he looks it's grown four little legs...
07:34 Sun 16th Oct 20226 answers, last by William51 18:17 Thu 20th Oct 2022
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Rondy

In Hospital

Murphy is laying in bed in hospital covered from head to foot in bandages with just two little slits for his eyes His mate Paddy comes to visit and asks "what happened to you" Murphy says "when i came...
13:47 Sat 15th Oct 20221 answer, last by ZebuSanctuary 07:34 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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maggiebee

Marriage

An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. I'm not sure what they saw in each other. Their kids were nothing to look at either....
13:10 Sat 15th Oct 20221 answer, last by ZebuSanctuary 07:32 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Saturday already and the weekend starts here. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? I have nothing in the...
03:33 Sat 15th Oct 202284 answers, last by Peter Pedant 08:35 Sat 15th Oct 2022
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Chipchopper

Not Amused

A man from Arbroath is taking his former employer at the travelling carnival to court for sacking him, claiming funfair dismissal...
06:58 Sat 15th Oct 202212 answers, last by Patsy33 10:24 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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Redhelen72

Rip Robbie Coltrane

Breaking news A fine actor...
16:53 Fri 14th Oct 202274 answers, last by piggynose 11:56 Sat 15th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they’re always taking things literally....
06:31 Sat 15th Oct 20225 answers, last by murraymints 06:49 Sat 15th Oct 2022
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ichkeria

What Were They Thinking?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63242412 I mean, there are lots of chants, lots of patriotic songs … Even after a lifetime of hearing about this sort of thing, I genuinely find this mindset...
15:21 Thu 13th Oct 202225 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 06:05 Sat 15th Oct 2022
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Redhelen72

What Did I Miss?

So I took myself off for 2 weeks - did I miss anything? We booked another holiday to LV for next year - hopefully my Stepmum will be able to join us this time. Was organising out holiday in November...
12:35 Fri 14th Oct 202240 answers, last by pimplyteen 15:43 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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sunny-dave

The Bucket Thread For Bob

Change one word in a song or film title to 'bucket'
12:38 Fri 14th Oct 202292 answers, last by sunny-dave 15:23 Sat 15th Oct 2022
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FatticusInch

Capitol Hill Hearings: Live

Anyone watching? https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews For any of the frankly rather deluded ABers who still believe Trump did no wrong and will in fact be back: Put your money on Shergar winning...
18:06 Thu 13th Oct 202255 answers, last by mibn2cweus 16:44 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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emmie

Do You Have Frustrating Days Where

nothing goes right, well i am having one of those days. So far i have made 8 calls to a variety of places, not least to Occupational Therapy at the Hospital and at the local council. All in aid of...
11:55 Thu 13th Oct 2022101 answers, last by MissTerious 09:42 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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emmie

Good Morning Early Birds

morning, Friday already, the end of the working week. I hope that you are all in good health and that your day is a pleasant one. Do you have anything planned for today? i have a food shop coming...
03:47 Fri 14th Oct 202263 answers, last by LadyCG 08:18 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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Hymie

Brexit – The Gift That Keeps On Giving And Giving

Didn’t the Brexiteers promise that there would be no boarder delays if we voted leave?...
20:34 Thu 13th Oct 202225 answers, last by royfromaus 12:19 Fri 14th Oct 2022

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