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[netibiza]

Love it, that's much better, thank you Ed!

[shaneystar2]

Can only find this on todays BBC Kit .
http://news.bbc.co.uk...and_arts/10127148.stm

[jno]

he's been self-promoting of course, Kit

http://news.ninemsn.c...ticle.aspx?id=1054654

Lovely picture, Vinny... I wish I could paint like that. Or just paint as fast as that would be a start.

[woofgang]

yes it was in the news at the weekend, shock horror he is bringing out a line of very expensive merch.

[swedeheart]

Yup it will have been about the documentary, as the few seconds I caught he was sitting in what looked like a cinema auditorium. That's interesting about the album too Shaney:) I luurv Mick♥

[netibiza]

Morning all - have been to the accountant and taxes all done for another year, and we get money back! Yay!

Lovely sunny day. Shaney even here in the 40º heat i wear long trousers and moccasin shoes, cos my legs are so white, but this year am plodding on with the "bronzing of neti! and most of me is tanning BUT not the damned legs, they have a pink strip down the front, my chest is puce!

[woofgang]

I never ever ever tan. When i used to travel abroad with DH, long before all the skin cancer malarkey I did really try a couple of times. I either stay white or burn then go white again. My dad was redhead with fair skin so i guess I take after him in that respect although I have my Mum's colouring. By the end of a decent british summer spent outdoors i can usually proudly display a watch mark to prove that I am not quite as white as usual but since retiring i have given up wearing a watch.

[Robinia]

☼ Good morning ☼...Thank you for the 'chin ups' ('chins up'?)...you're lovely.
I've been sitting on my nice clean pattyho in the morning sun. I must send son to Oz more often, he came last night to jet-wash it...I'd only been asking him for about 3 years. Well it made sense, if I'd slipped & broken my neck on the wet algae he'd only have to come all the way back & look after me.....Just another 99 jobs to do now before it's winter again.

Hope you can get your leg better shaney before it gets any warmer, I can't stand anything tight...anywhere.

Oh very glam neti, I'll have to get me one of those...I wouldn't dare foist my white sticks upon the public, I'll have to see what tanning lotions I've got. By the time it's worked we'll be back to wooly socks & crimplene slacks (p'raps Vinny could paint 'em).

Lovely pic Vinny, we're very honoured...and when you put those pics onto canvasses & sell them we'd like a share of the profits please :o)

So, you just luurve the drop dead gorgeous Mick Jagger then Kit....?
http://img.thesun.co....7/SNN1113T_47045a.jpg

.....right....
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[shaneystar2]

Oh crickey , poor old Mick ,he hasn't worn very well has he ? Neither have I though :)
Rather dull and cloudy here but warm which is the main thing .
I don't mind wearing trousers neti ,it's just that these socks are really thick and very tight and don't exactly gel with sandals or croppies :)
Luckily I'm not a burner I tan easily .

Ah ... you've got one of those sons with a jet washer too then Robinia ?

I'm still waiting for mine to come and take away the old lav and and washbasin !
You have to laugh ,I keep looking at 'em shoved up the corner and wondering what I could plant in them as they seem to have taken root !

[woofgang]

good teeth though
http://timesonline.ty...21/mick_jagger3_2.jpg

[LoftyLottie]

Crawls in. One very sorry Biddie. I left it too long and then felt too embarrassed to show my face................... I am completely out of touch now!!


xxxxx

[netibiza]

Oh welcome back prodical daughter, let us kill the fatted calf! hey lottie, no probs, we are here whenever you want. Was thinking of this am, as I had no water and you are the only one I know who lies in similar conditons to me - very rural! I got onto the water company and they fixed it in half an hour but as the meter is two lanes away and up a hill, I never know what's causing it:

Am off to have my bazooms stretched in front of me for a mammogram, we call them mammographs! Eeek, oh it doesn't hurt they say then nip sharply behind a screen out of striking distance while I am left hanging by a boobie, on tippy toes, hate it, but all for the best I suppose. I hate my bazooms being manhandled in this way!

[netibiza]

typos!! Was thinking of *you* this am

you are the only one I know who *lives* in similar conditions

[LoftyLottie]

Hi Neti!! I don't envy you. I have never been - I daren't I am totally ostrich and I would die of anxiety!! x

[swedeheart]

Afternoon all. Very lovely day here, the last one for a while they say so I'm off out for a little stroll on the streets.

I still love Mick Robi - that's what he looks like when he tastes my breakfast ha ha.

I haven't dared either Lottie. I know how to prepare for it and everything... Quote:

Exercise 1:
Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door and the main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds (while you hold your breath). Repeat again, in case the first time wasn't effective enough.

Exercise 2:
Visit your garage at 3 am when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat for the other breast.

Exercise 3:
Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again!!

CONGRATULATIONS!
Now you have nothing at all to worry about when you go for your Mammogram!

Wasn't me wrote it Neti, I'm only the messenger;-) (Good luck - and I know you've done it before or I wouldn't have posted that xx)

[shaneystar2]

Have they got a big enough bazoom stretcher Neti ? <<<< ducks >>>>
I'm due one this year ,it's usually round about Christmas time .They do pull and and stretch you about I must admit ,but if you are well endowed it's not so bad .A friend of mine is flat chested and she says it's worse because theres not much to shove between the plates and she finds it awful .
It's cook up day here .I've just made some soda bread ,used up some dubious looking apples in a crumble and am about to embark on making a cake .
Shush ..it's a mix my sis in law gave me ..Toffee cake .
Mr S is giving me a dirty look because my cook ups involve a whole lot of bowls ,spoons and mess everywhere :)

Nice to see you Lofty ,nice aviator :))

[LoftyLottie]

OMG Swedie,

It isn't the pain of it though that worries me particularly, just having to go anywhere like hospitals and the thought of the results. I am totally ostrict.

[netibiza]

Thanx for reminding me, swedie, all that is sooo true. Am off for a siesta to soothe the troubled mind!

[swedeheart]

Lottie thinking of going for a check-up http://i48.tinypic.com/k4i2ag.jpg

[swedeheart]

Shaney now I have to google soda bread... "soda bread"??

[LoftyLottie]

Irish Soda Bread. I love it, love it, love it.

A big bowl of chowder and soda bread - my idea of heaven!!