"I'm not getting the vaccine, it's a microchip so they know where you are"
Says Jade with no qualifications in microchips, or medicine, on facebook, via a smart phone, who uses Google maps to get to places then tags herself into a location with a selfie, listens to Spotify, on said phone while walking there and sometimes jogs using Strava, gets localised offers from Groupon and Quidco,and talks to Alexa without the slightest hint of irony....just convinced she's right and the worlds best scientists and the NHS have made up an elaborate plot for most of the year for the sole aim of figuring out what night she goes to bingo and how often she pops into Tesco Express (where she uses her club card and credit card....the list could go on)
*stole from FB :-)