My girlfriend is pregnant and doesnt want it or me

[Patrick19]

Me and my ex girlfriend have had rocky rides together.
We fell out numerous times and most recently we had a big fall out, that was, until she sent me a text message on my mobile telling me she was pregnant and sending me a picture of the pregnancy test. She has told me she does not want to keep it, but many times has she given much desire to keep it. We broke up last night because of many complications. She told me hurtful things, mainly because of problems such as me being unemployed. I am having to do so much to get my life in order, but I am confused as to her plans. As I know her quite well, I think she has maternal feelings for our baby. But, she tells me she wants an abortion and to never see me again; knowingly, one would believe she has totally made a prerogative on the issue and I am the only loser. I don't know what to do, she wants space and I am going to have to give her some. I think it's a defense mechanism because of many of the things that complicated our relationship, such as me being possessive etcetera.

[Patrick19]

If any of you were quite learned, I believe you would have realized that I am an on going lecturer. I forever hold teaching in my heart and will go the extra step to deal with you impertinent aging noobs.

[Pippa68]

Feminist..me? oh that is very amusing.

I like to be tied up and spanked by a man, thank you. And I don't demand he do it..I beg ;o)

She wanted your sperm, eh.. why has she suddenly changed her mind?

[Patrick19]

Pippa I wouldn't doubt yourself honey. You're very correct whereas I am even more correct about you being inferior and thus answering the question about you, joko and wonderwoman! THUS I can deal with you all at the same time, or you can all stroke my sexy aching gym body. But, you all must be suited for the job, I only accept pretty females. Here is a link to me and my ex-girlfriend. http://aycu40.webshots.com/image/10039/2001532 630376655267_rs.jpg

[Patrick19]

She wanted my sperm because of how our child would be. On a more serious note, she wanted a baby and so did I. That's why it saddens me I can't be a father and tell people she is the mother of my child. I am constantly thinking of her because I love her. Imagine how I feel? And people telling me I can not support a baby, everyone is ludicrous.

[Pippa68]

Oh yes, I am inferior. So inferior I don't need an internet forum to broadcast my woes (I don't have any, you see).

Which begs the Q ~ what did you want to know? this is a Q&A site after all.

Is it your dismay at the fact that some old duffer doesn't want your jism after all? she has changed her mind for the second time in almost as many months...poor old cow.

Nice pic ~ shame about the bu88er grips you so finely sport. Maybe you should try batting for the other team?

[Pippa68]

Well if you want me to be serious ~ I would recommend the Samaritans.

That way when you start to slag the inferior women off they can hang up ;o)

[whiskeysheri]

God, this is the best laugh I've had this year... thanks for that, Pippa! :o))

Patrick, get over yourself. You're a waster. Oh, and very weedy.

[Pippa68]

Doesn't he remind you of the gay one from Boyzone, WS?

Well..any boyband really LOL!

[steviep165]

who is this maniac.
what a complete and utter tool.
if you even have a girlfriend, and with your semi psychotic manner i doubt, she must be locked in a cupboard somewhere.

bell end.

[Pippa68]

Maybe he shares Brenda with bobtheducky?

[whiskeysheri]

Yes! That's the one, Pippa! It was on the tip of my tongue.

He's an absolute tit, Sir. stevie. The more he posts, the more I laugh.

[Patrick19]

Nice defensive tactics we have here. And she isn't a cow. You haven't even talked to her. So don't go off topic on something that is irrelevant. You are as lame as a lamer can be, and you deserve no intranet. You think you can answer things about people when you falsify judgement and intelligence? If you're intelligent as you say you are, how the fuq can you make an assumption about somebody you've never chatted to? For example, every remark I make about you and your friends is as logically degrading as the next, simply because both you and you're intranet bum chums can not make any conclusions about me and secondly my responses affirm your stupidities as you condescend my statements. Instead you waffle on about how stupid I am. You are the archetypical coq jockey.

[whiskeysheri]

Internet, I think you meant. An 'intranet' is a private computer network.

Perhaps you should re-read that dictionary you're so fond of...

Thick, thick, thick.

[Pippa68]

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'how the fuq can you make an assumption about somebody you've never chatted to?'

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Assumptions are easy ~ you manage it yourself quite well, wouldn't you say? yes, I do assume you are stupid. Mainly because you made sure you got a woman pregnant even though she had already aborted one. And I assume she is a cow for the same reason..in fact cow is a much nicer word than I would have chosen to use.

Academic qualifications don't equal common sense..which you lack in bucketloads. Obviously they don't mean you can get a job either. Don't you realise that to raise children properly you need common sense AND a job? get a vasectomy, pronto.

[whiskeysheri]

'Morning, Pippa! My fellow 'bum chum' (I don't think even my brother says that anymore and he's 14!)! :o)

Looking at his link; don't you think they look ever so slightly like brother and sister? :oS

I so wish he would stop contradicting himself.

[Pippa68]

Hi WS...are we 'Gaylords' now? my..what a fantastic assumption. All the AB guys would be queueing up for a piece of the action.

In fact I think I hear Zorro knocking on the door as we speak!

Thanks so much for putting the 'brother/sister' thought into my mind. I now need to go shopping for special brain bleach and ask the GP for retina replacement as after looking at the photo again I began to see the likeness...

Putting a photo of them 'havin it off' on a public forum, for all the world to see...hmmmm..not very intelligent is it?

[Patrick19]

Hahaha. I like how agitated you both are. + Intranet was the old name for the Internet, before ARPA laid it down.

[Pippa68]

Another silly assumption.

Agitated?..no. Pi$$ed off?..no. I think 'Amused' would be the best description to describe my current state of mind.

I am so happy right now you wouldn't believe it. Threads like this make my week :o)

[whiskeysheri]

Then why not just type 'internet'?

This is better than the reaction I get from my little brother when I continuously poke him the eye!

Please don't get a job, Patrick, stay here and 'agitate' us 'bum chums'. Love you.

[Patrick19]

I have the ball in my court you llamas.