PMSL!
Well, this has certainly cheered up my Monday morning! (Oh, most people are usually a little pee'd off about being at work after the weekend, Patrick).
So, this thread was for Salamanda's benefit? Did she ever get to see the one where you wanted to letter bomb her home for disrespecting you?
I understand why you're so desperate for to keep her and your(?) baby now! You're obviously aware it's not a situation anyone else is likely to want to be in.
Oh, and in case you're having trouble using Google today...
Lamer~ In general, the term has come to describe some one who is intentionally ignorant of how things work. Lamer has become a word misused in meaning, in the way that stupid, gay, and retarded are misused to describe something contemptible.
(wikipedia)