Connections Puzzle #367 Wed 12 June
Quizzes & Puzzles18 mins ago
How long was I at the laryngitis clinic?
About three hours, roughly speaking. ___ Got a call from my GP today saying I've tested positive for Monkeypox and could I swing by the surgery. ___ Chatting... ...
About three hours, roughly speaking. ___ Got a call from my GP today saying I've tested positive for Monkeypox and could I swing by the surgery. ___ Chatting... ...
My wife and i often laugh about how competitive we are
I laugh louder though. ___ Because our new refrigerator was taller than our old one, I told my wife I'd have to cut away part of an overhanging... ...
I laugh louder though. ___ Because our new refrigerator was taller than our old one, I told my wife I'd have to cut away part of an overhanging... ...
Anybody wanting advice on cannabis, please press the# key
I went down to the library the other day, and I asked the lady behind the desk, "have you got any books on self-help?" She just looked at me over the top of her glasses and said, "well I could do,... ...
I was in a burger joint enjoying my meal, when suddenly out of the blue, some maniac strolled in and squirted tomato ketchup in my eyes. With the benefit of heinzite, I would have sat somewhere else🙄
I asked my grandma how she was enjoying her new stair lift. she said it was driving her up the wall. ___ I'm playing cricket against my local fish & chip shop later. Their fielders and bowlers... ...
with a tractor salesman. Sent me a John Deere letter this morning. 😠
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When... ...
Just pipped in the pub quiz again tonight.
Apparently Joan of Arc was not Noah's wife.
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We was so poor as kids my mum used to buy our clothes out of the army and navy store.
Wasn't so funny going... ...
Apparently Joan of Arc was not Noah's wife.
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We was so poor as kids my mum used to buy our clothes out of the army and navy store.
Wasn't so funny going... ...
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking.
Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him... ...
Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him... ...
A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed,... ...
Just bought a humpty dumpty toy from Aldi.
It's brilliant, it comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men. ___ Managed to get hold of a box of counterfeit Mr Kipling Apple tarts.
They're... ...
It's brilliant, it comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men. ___ Managed to get hold of a box of counterfeit Mr Kipling Apple tarts.
They're... ...
..biscuit that's named after one of the Commodores? Lionel Richtea...
Why are crabs so bad at sharing?. Because they are always shellfish. When does a joke become a dad... ...
An elderly man answered a knock at the door, and the caller said, "I'm collecting on behalf of the save our swimming pool calpain and all donations will be greatly received. The elderly man said... ...
When I was younger, I said to my dad: "Can I use the lawnmower to make some extra money?"
"Sure son, you go ahead".
So I sold it! ___ A guy lives with his wife in the same little town where they both... ...
"Sure son, you go ahead".
So I sold it! ___ A guy lives with his wife in the same little town where they both... ...
Put all my dogging gear up for sale on eBay.Haven’t had any bids yet, but there are 12 people watching.
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I've just noticed that People that have the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
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I've just noticed that People that have the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
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1st guy, "my old eyes are not what they used to be.....did you see where my ball wend" 2nd guy, Yep...but I can't remember😏
I went into a caravan showroom the other day and said to the salesman:
"I'd like to buy a motorhome."
He said "Camper?"
I said "Oooo, get you, I'd like to buy a motorhome, sweety." ___ "What am I going... ...
"I'd like to buy a motorhome."
He said "Camper?"
I said "Oooo, get you, I'd like to buy a motorhome, sweety." ___ "What am I going... ...
....heard from a mate, he has a date from a girl who identifies as a wheelie bin. The trouble is, he can't remember if he's taking her out Thursday or Friday.
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