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Rondy

The Sinner

A young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained there... ...
13:55 Fri 26th Jul 20241 answer, last by Arksided 14:26 Fri 26th Jul 2024
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Patsy33

Had To Quit My Job..

Sadly I had to quit my job at the cat shelter, they reduced meowers.
22:17 Mon 22nd Jul 20249 answers, last by Patsy33 16:44 Thu 25th Jul 2024
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Rondy

And There's More

I was rather flattered when my wife said I should have a go at modelling.
Then she gave me an Airfix kit and a tube of glue. ___ I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?"
I... ...
07:19 Sun 21st Jul 20243 answers, last by Cloverjo 08:03 Sun 21st Jul 2024
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1ozzy

One Reason...

...Turtles don't fly https://ibb.co/SfMsXTX   ...
06:53 Sun 21st Jul 20241 answer, last by Hazlinny 07:00 Sun 21st Jul 2024

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