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The vicar was preaching to his congregation… "I've got sad news, he said. The treasurer, Mr. Greenhill. has absconded with the church funds,so the church is now bankrupt.… before I make an appeal... ...
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Rodney says to Trigger," I'm off to America tomorrow ",Trigger Says, "Delawere"? Rodneys says,"I haven't told him Yet." ___ Did you know that farmers who talk to there cows get more milk so it’s in... ...
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Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - All drinks 10p." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is... ...
When I was a about 10 years old my Mum said to me " Why don't you grow up Stupid"
So I did. ___ I asked a carpet fitter to do a runner for me.
I paid him up front and that's the last I saw of him. ___ I... ...
So I did. ___ I asked a carpet fitter to do a runner for me.
I paid him up front and that's the last I saw of him. ___ I... ...
This chap came up to me and offered Wembley Stadium, Wembley Arena and Wembley Conference Centre.
I thought, he's trying to give me a complex. ___ I find it really difficult to separate fact from... ...
I thought, he's trying to give me a complex. ___ I find it really difficult to separate fact from... ...
The dance floor suddenly went quiet down at the care home when Doris shouted to old Fred, "NO...NO...I SAID I'VE GOT ACUTE ANGINA!"
Why does England not have a kidney bank?. Because it has a liverpool. - Which days of the week are best for work?. Saturdays and Sundays, the rest are weak days. - What do you call a soldier... ...
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to... ...
Yesterday I went to the wedding of a couple of young stable hands.
Made a lovely bridle and groom. ___ Marcel Marceau and Charlie Chaplin both knew how to leave audiences speechless.
I guess great... ...
Made a lovely bridle and groom. ___ Marcel Marceau and Charlie Chaplin both knew how to leave audiences speechless.
I guess great... ...
A couple take in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in... ...
When the missus saw me getting my golfing gear ready, she said, "Not golf again? You played all day yesterday" I said yeah, but we are doing the second hole today!
I just took a peek out of the kitchen window, and I saw a magpie prancing around on the lawn with a large chip, lengthways in it beak. I thought to myself, toucan play at this game!
Paddy and a monkey are shot into space both with envelopes to open with instructions inside.
The monkey opens his envelope first,
It says: Micky check all seals on hatches, make sure the oxygen... ...
The monkey opens his envelope first,
It says: Micky check all seals on hatches, make sure the oxygen... ...
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues. Due to complaints... ...
A flying saucer landed at a petrol station on a lonely country road.
The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" emblazoned in big, bold... ...
The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" emblazoned in big, bold... ...
I used to date a girl with a wooden leg, But I had to Break it off. ___ I can only sleep on stacks of old magazines.
I've got back issues. ___ Just received an email on how to read maps backwards.Its... ...
I've got back issues. ___ Just received an email on how to read maps backwards.Its... ...
I was in the supermarket yesterday and as I was leaving, spotted a rather handsome looking assistant. "Do you carry shopping to a customers car free of charge?" I asked him. "Yes, madam" he replied... ...
A man made an appointment with his doctor after he kept seeing cream cakes floating about in the corners of his eyes. Dr said not to worry its just your profiterole vision.
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