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Just seen a Dire Straits restaurant advertising, Muffins for nothing, Chips for free.
My partner said he's leaving me because of my obsession with astronomy.... What planet is he on!?
My mate came from a broken home, his dad was a shocker at DIY.
Fiancée: You're not committed to our relationship Fiancé: Yes I am Fiancée: No you're not, don't you know the symptoms ? Fiancé: I can't say I do Fiancée: That's one of... ...
Three men die and go to Heaven, they are surrounded by lovely golf courses, there are rivers and ducks everywhere Gold told them they are welcome to play golf but there is one rule: do not harm a... ...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the... ...
At our local chippy, they still use old newspaper to wrap up their fish and chips.
Yesterday I got a plaice in the sun.
Yesterday I got a plaice in the sun.
I lent a Roadworker £50 once, He has never '
Re Surfaced'
Re Surfaced'
.. for those that are ageing. https:/ /www.fa cebook. com/cra igio27/ videos/ 1922930 7514358 95/ ...
Napoleon and his wife Josephine are buried next to each other -
They're only a bone apart..
They're only a bone apart..
SEVERE WEATHER WARNING!! The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing (including scarf, hat and gloves), 24 hour supply... ...
https:/ /www.yo utube.c om/watc h?v=XpC dX2g31w w ...
While working at the Rolling Stones bakery, you can't always get what you want. But you do get what you knead.
How do you start a milk pudding race ? Just say-go!
I asked my mate what part of the USA his wife was from.
He replied 'Alaska'...
Well - to be honest I thought he would know!
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Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the... ...
He replied 'Alaska'...
Well - to be honest I thought he would know!
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Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. He phones the... ...
Coming soon. Star Wars 12. Luke needs a walker.
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, Saint Peter tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention of the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with... ...
Jujitsu - the gentle art of folding clothes when people are still in them.
I saw a vacancy was on offer at a local sandwich makers, so I gave them a call to inquire about the position. They got back to and said "sorry the role has been filled"
These are sentences actually typed by Medical secretaries in
NHS.
1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
3. Patient's... ...
NHS.
1. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital.
3. Patient's... ...